Top Ten Harry Potter Pick up lines
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let me put my baselesque in your chamber of secrets..
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I see your going to bed. Can I Slytherin?
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new one...CAN I SLYTHERIN TO YOUR CHAMBER OF SECRETS! LOL not mine but luv that one...
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"I solemnly swear i am up to no good!" My fav ;)
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Lol I like the luna one :(
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You dont have to say wingardium leviosa to get me up...
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EW okay this is nasty
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xD The pick up lines are so nasty, it makes me laugh. Oh this is why i love my fandom and the fans!
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haha if someone came upto me and used one I dont know if i'd be flattered or laughing
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@WhatsHisFaceXD This might have been funny if you could spell Gryffindor and Avada Kedavra correctly.
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-There's a bed in the chamber, let's go make some secrets.
-Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if ya know what I mean.
-I have two philosophers stones, want to put them to good use?
-Baby, you don't need to come to Azkaban to be my prisoner.
-Wanna see my Hogwarts Express?
-Platform 9 and 3/4, I know something with the exact same measurements.
-My wand is nice and stiff.
-See those Aurors over there? They are gonna bring you to me, and I will give you the best 'Kiss' of your life.
1kbear1995 2 months ago 196
just because your of age doesn't mean you need to whip your wand out for everything
rvnclw13 4 weeks ago 96