How To Talk To Women (Original Song)

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Instrument: Lanikai LU-11 Soprano Ukulele
Lyrics:
Today i'm going to answer a request
in the form of the song
I thought it would spice things up
a little but....
I'm probably wrong
But I love doing that.
Not being wrong but...spicing things up a little bit

-so-
(CHORUS)
Let's talk about women
Oh, women.
Those scary, unapproachable, independent, and beautiful
Women
You wanna be swimmin in women
Sick of all the dudes
(VS 1: You love their hair their eyes that laugh and don't forget her incredible......personality)
(2: you'd really rather see some nudes)
(3: it's high time that you got screwed)
(4: there's nothing awesome about moobs)

Step one is don't forget to crack a smile
It shows your kind and approachable fun
And if you want us to make you worth our while
Confidence is a perfect way to stun....those women

(CHORUS)

Step two is to compliment with context clues
if you're at the store Tell her you love her rockin shoes
if you're in class tell her you love her awesome ass

JK dont do that!
...unless you want to tell her you're an douche with no class

(CHORUS)

Step three is to let the conversation flow
The art of thinking on your feet is valuable to know
And if all else fails, get her talking about herself
it's an easy way to make a conversation go
cause people have some huge egos to stroke

(CHORUS)

Now my love, this is what I'm going to leave you with
Breaking out of your shell takes dedication and practice
But don't ever forget that you are totally worth it
Even if you embarrass yourself now and again
And by now and again I mean...over 9000.

Go talk to women
Oh, women
They're not scary or unapproachable, they're independent and so beautiful
women
You will be swimmin in women
Have fun with all those nudes
But if you put them on the internet just remember that
we
will
kill
you!

Category:

Education

Tags:

• how
• to
• talk
• women
• relationship
• song
• girls
• boys
• or
• men
• silly
• messing
• around
• ukulele
• female
• male
• dating
• scene
• confidence
• smile
• conversation
• starters
• compliments
• tips
• opinion

[Marie3rin]

your singing reminds me of Ariel from the little mermaid.. :) haha

[PrzewalskiStudios]

Your voice is purdy <3

[workerant84]

I'm a goner then being single for five years of heartbreak. I just don't know what to say or do anymore :(

[1996funkytown]

I agree with most of it but there are things u can do to make it easier

[jessicaframemusic]

Why don't you post songs more often??  I'm loving your voice!

[Vicioussama]

@LynZee88 lol and you're an idiot if you don't think men are the ones who generally have to initiate EVERYTHING. It's very annoying.

[LynZee88]

@Vicioussama Who said you had to? You obviously don't talk to a lot of women, or don't attract any. ololololololololo

[loveandmathematics99]

you can sing!!!!!

[Vicioussama]

Btw, why the fuck do I, just cause I'm a guy, have to do all the approaching and initiating of relationships? I'm unbelievably sick of it. Grow a god damn spine, women, and if you're interested in a guy TELL HIM! You women want equality, bring equality in ALL aspects of society.

[Vicioussama]

Tbh, I think the song only hurts the message.

Btw, science says smiling actually doesn't help.

Google 6 Things Men Do To Get Laid That Science Says Turn Women Off for a lolzy article with links to the actual scientific studies.

[JNathanK2011]

@iLike2scream7 It should be, lol

[ElDonno95]

Nice song