Why be Jewish (Original Song)

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I just want to make it clear that I am not saying anyone should convert to Judaism. This song is just to tell people who are already Jewish why they should be happy to be Jewish.

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Why Be Jewish
I am a part of the children of Israel and the whole world thinks that I'm a dork.
I can't have premarital sex, party Fridays and I never get to try pork,
Not even one piece of pork, can't eat cheese with a fleshadik fork.
I went on vacation to our very own nation, well in our imagination, at least.
But only a nation inside animation can survive forever without peace.
With the whole world we have a feud, looks like we're all pretty screwed.

Chorus:
When it seems like your neighbours are glaring at you,
The nation that heaven forgot
Just buck up your chin, and put on a grin,
Why be Jewish, well why the hell not.
Why be Jewish, well why the hell not.
One of the Hoks that is inside the Torah is that I can not intermarry.
But what else am I supposed to do with my life if no Jew girls will even talk to me.
No Shira and no Emily. And definitely no Sara G.
Some people stay Jewish out of respect for their grandparents who died or lived through the Shoah.
Some people just enjoy eating Challah and falafels and balls that are made of matzah.
Some people like food for Jew. I like Chinese food too.
Chorus
So whatever your reasons, for keeping Jewish, well just take your pick if you please.
I have a reason, and yah it's important, but it isn't any of these.
I don't really care, don't you see. These reasons don't do it for me.
I don't keep it because of parents or peer pressure and I don't do it just for the thrill.
But look at it this way, when push comes to shove if you don't cheer for your own team who will?
If I won't be Jewish who will? X3
Chorus:

Why Be Jewish
I am a part of the children of Israel and the whole world thinks that I'm a dork.
I can't have premarital sex, party Fridays and I never get to try pork,
Not even one piece of pork, can't eat cheese with a fleshadik fork.
I went on vacation to our very own nation, well in our imagination, at least.
But only a nation inside animation can survive forever without peace.
With the whole world we have a feud, looks like we're all pretty screwed.

Chorus:
When it seems like your neighbours are glaring at you,
The nation that heaven forgot
Just buck up your chin, and put on a grin,
Why be Jewish, well why the hell not.
Why be Jewish, well why the hell not.
One of the Hoks that is inside the Torah is that I can not intermarry.
But what else am I supposed to do with my life if no Jew girls will even talk to me.
No Shira and no Emily. And definitely no Sara G.
Some people stay Jewish out of respect for their grandparents who died or lived through the Shoah.
Some people just enjoy eating Challah and falafels and balls that are made of matzah.
Some people like food for Jew. I like Chinese food too.
Chorus
So whatever your reasons, for keeping Jewish, well just take your pick if you please.
I have a reason, and yah it's important, but it isn't any of these.
I don't really care, don't you see. These reasons don't do it for me.
I don't keep it because of parents or peer pressure and I don't do it just for the thrill.
But look at it this way, when push comes to shove if you don't cheer for your own team who will?
If I won't be Jewish who will? X3
Chorus:

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[carsrule12]

hey you were they guy on disband and you decided to go solo and they still didnt like you

[trickofdisaster2]

Ya, cars do rule! Too bad for you there are 11 other people who already thought that

[almostspotless53]

Love itttt. xD

I'm Jewish so...

[trickofdisaster2]

cool, we should get drunk off manishevitz some time

[SouljaGirl1423]

HELLZ YEAH JEWS ROCK!!!!

[trickofdisaster2]

ha, well I'll take that as a compliment on the song, as opposed to my religion, which I appreciate that you like as well.

[aboylikedave]

I'm Jewish and I don't control the media. I work in an office.

[LatexTrekkie]

I am not religious. I am a German. And I was some times on vacation in ISRAEL I hate Antisemitism, its stupid and I like jews. I think religions are a kind of myth, traditions, values and fairy-tales for to help people to decide between GOOD and the EVIL. Love another, understanding and respect is at most important in a human life. Everything is going then easier - in any case. Hugs and kisses to all nice warm and intelligent U-tubers (gay men preferred) .

PETER in Stuttgart

[urLovedbyGod]

singer: why be jewish????

me: WHY THE HEAVEN NOT!?!?!?!?

[artskell]

You should move to New York - first cousins can marry here, unlike most of the rest of the world. Someone once told me it was because the black hats have such a low gene pool they had the law changed. Does Medicaid have to pay for all the retards in Brooklyn and Rockland County? Just go to the Mall on Saturday after sundown, you'd think it was a -retard-in-wheelchair special. I guess the memo about NOT marrying your first cousin never made it to these citizens.

[einavush1]

why be a jew?

because we are a fucking great religion :)

come to israel

[arabman]

Jews suck. long live Palestine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LittleMissZionist]

Haha!!! Made my day- I was looking for a Chanukah song and this came up! Great Job

[maytal124]

JEWS ROCK!!!!good job!!!

[BowToMySkill]

Heil Hitler you fucking kike.

[BullettsInk420]

Is that your real voice? Either way you pimp ass. xD

[monkeythief654321]

FUK U MOTHERFUCKING BASTERD JEWISH BASTERD, HOPE SOM1 BOMBS THAT HELLWHOLE ISRAEL (WHICH IS NOT THEIR LAND) U ALL STINGY BASTERDS IM GONA BURN THE SYNAGOGUE

[yeahboy994]

I would not be jewish because I believe that Jesus Christ was God's son. Anyway.... no offence.