Virginia Law Libel Show 2011 -- (You Gotta Sign A) Contract For My Heart

(You Gotta Sign A) Contract For My Heart lyrics:

I'm gonna make you an offer
Let's manifest our assent
I may have left a few terms out
But, girl, you know what I meant
There's a spark when our minds meet
I know you are the one
Nothing's more valuable than
Your consideration

You gotta sign a contract for my heart
(a contract)
I fully intend to be bound
And if you'll sign a contract for my heart
(a contract)
We can keep transaction costs down
I hope UCC, it's just you and me, indefinitely

My soul was searching for you
In an ex ante state
Throughout our course of dealing
I'll always give good faith

So won't you sign a contract for my heart
(a contract)
Darling this is not a mistake
It's time to sign a contract for my heart
(a contract)
That's unconscionable to break
I just can't conceal, my passion is real, so let's make a deal

You gotta sign a contract for my heart
(a contract)
Trust that I won't misrepresent
Once you've signed a contract for my heart
(a contract)
A breach would be inefficient

You gotta sign a contract for my heart
(a contract)
Can't estop what's promissory
Baby it's time
Sign on the dotted line

Category:

Comedy

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