1 Dozen Classic Yo Mamma Jokes for your Mom on Mother's Day
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Yo mama so ugly she maid a blind kid cry
Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and was charged with public indecentcey
Yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with a pay check
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yo mamas so stupid she needed a GPS to find her belly button.
yo mamas so fat and white that the sun lost his job.
yo mamas so ugly that when god said "let there be light" he was talking about you.
yo mamas so stupid that when her dad said it was chilly outside she took a spoon with her
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your mama so old that when i tapped her on the back one of her titi's feel down
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yo mamma so dumb she thought a dirtbike was a bike made out of dirt
yo mamma so dumb she thought ice cream was cream frozen in ice cubes
yo mamma so fat she went to the bus stop and the driver said hey there is another bus on the sidewalk, what bad driving
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Yo mama so ugly, hello kitty said bye to her
Your so ugly, that when your mom dropped you off at school, the police fined her for littering.
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Yo mama so fat the equator is her belt.
Yo mama so fat she had to purchase TWO airplane tickets.
Yo mama so fat when God said: ''Let there be light'', he had to move her out of the way.
Yo mama so fat when she sat on a pig it turned in to bacon.
Yo mama so fat when she was in the elavator she HAD to go down.
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yo mamma so country, she thought an elevater was her moble home
yo mamma so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out
yo mamma so stiupid, she sold her car for gas money
yo mamma so fat, when she sat on a dallar bill a buger popped outa george washingtons nose
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yo mama so old, her breastmilk is now powder :D
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Yo mamma so poor she made a gmail account just so she could eat the SPAM
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ya moma so old she sat next to gee sis crise 3rd grade. ya moma so fat she went to burger king saw the big burger on top and said i want to order that one. yo moma so stupid she put a quarter on both ears and said i am listening to 50 cent. ya moma teeth so yellow the sun said dus this mean im fired?. ya moma so poor she kicked dust said im moving. ya moma so poor she had to pay the rent to live with a bomb under the free way ya moma so ugly freddy cooger got scared. those are my funniest jokes
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yo mama so fat when a school bus full of white people went by she yelled 'stop my twinkie'
Yo Momma so fat, her blood pressure has a comma in it. Also works for Cholesterol.
tonyfamous 1 week ago