Heeb Olympics: Disconnecta Yenta

Four modern-day gladiators do battle for the gold (a lifetime supply of Gold's mustard) in the Heeb Olympics, beginning on August 8, 2008 in Los Angeles. Disconnecta Yenta is the thrilling conclusion of the four-event competition. For more information, check out www.heebmagazine.com.

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[amerthil]

OMFG THIS IS HOW IT IS FOR REAL HAHAHA this is not anisemitic it is impossible, david was shaking while it was ringing i saw it

[90freaks37]

@johnsmdm Lol someone has never heard of a joke

[johnsmdm]

you antisemite bastards!

[Frankenpalin]

that's just wrong

[SepherStar]

HAH, call my friend's mom you'll be on the phone for two hours!!!

[andeatittoo]

I love this so fucking much.

[Gefilta]

2623890 I find your name offensive as it is tatooed on my wrist. I love my mother too but she would never let us use soap incase it was Uncle Zelic.

[SnapTV23]

val's mother is actually rick shapiro's voice....awesome trivia!

[8cccpeevostokzempf]

I like Elaine May's take: Someday when your children are grown I hope they bring you as much torment pain and grief as you've brought me--that's a Mother's Prayer.

[generationsackcloth]

LOL!!! I suppose the two who were disqualified got the medal with the "bronze lining". What does that mean exactly, whatever lining...