A Homo No Mo Christmas

I spent two years in a straight camp, where they tried to "save me" from being gay. It didn't work and almost destroyed me. I did get some great stories from being there including this TRUE story.

Category:

Comedy

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• ex-gay
• love
• in
• action
• peterson
• toscano
• homo
• no
• mo
• gay
• Christmas

[setustraight]

Very funny!!!

Did you ever find out who gave you the towell wipes????

[p2son]

oh, yeah, I found out. I have yet to figure out a proper way to say thank you. :-)

[eriqkk]

The moistened wipes are a manifestation of the Lady MacBeth syndrome. :)

[jesusfreak0920]

I've been watching your videos, an I must say you are priceless and you SLAY ME! When I saw the term "straight camp" I pictured a bunch of football players 'camping' it up. LOL. You were literally in a "NOT-SEE" concentration camp!  The fact that it's actually a pro-straight camp, as if living in the real world isn't training enough, chills my blood. I am also a born again evangelist gay man. Just for kicks, GOOGLE the words 'gay animals' & 'gay men and male pheromones'. Choice? Hmmmm...

[Shakrok]

HAHAHAHA this is hilarious!!! And $1000 a month. WTF

[jonpetry]

What a great story! Glad you survived the homo nomo experience.  Not coming form a Christian family, I really have no idea what it meant to grow up in that sort of a fundamentalist environment but you seem to have survived and in fact triumphed.

[matrixmiles]

lol cracking story mate ;)

[BeauJames59]

Oh man, I am SO feeling for you. Then you get to the part about "no aftershave".....and OMBOb, I had to crack up....no using the following words: "fabulous", "window treatments", "product" (for hair gel).......

[TheRC120]

I also am a fan of those wipes!

[myjeansaretooshort]

"being european is a very gay thing" Wow... So we can't enjoy a social cocktail or sophisticated dinner that isn't a happy meal without being labeled as a FLAMING gay person. What has this world COME to?

And WHY am I POSTING so much on these VIDEOS???

You're probably all very bored of me by now.

And WHY am I putting CAPS LOCK on all the time???

[hberry567]

Wonderful story :3

[WillTheUnhuggable]

You know, the only reason people run places like that is to get quick money, even by the parents and government. and it sickens me... but im amazed they still have them.