MadTv - Me Against Madonna Lyrics

Lyrics:

Britney: All the people in my crew are really young and I am too!

Madonna: Hey Britney!

Britney: Oh no, she's here!

Madonna: Hey, you wanna hang out?

Britney: Sorry, I'm kinda busy right now

Madonna: At a club?

Britney: Bye

Britney:
She's always there
Everytime I turn around
Her creepy stare
That tired eightie's disco sound
She follows me
A desperation I can't take
Keeps calling me
She's worse than Justin Timberlake

Ever since I kissed her
She's been on me like a blister
I don't need another mother
But she just won't leave me alone (Hey)
She won't leave me alone (Hey, leave me alone)

I don't want to knock her
But she's a crazy stalker
And I wish she'd take walker
and just get her butt on home (Yeah)
Bitch, leave me alone
(Hey, hey, hey)

Britney: How bout' givin' me some space

Madonna: I just really had to see ya'

Britney: Can't you get out of my face?

Madonna: I've got a great idea, it's a sexy video

Britney: No, I really do not wanna

Madonna: Be my bitch, I'll be your ho

Britney: I'm not lezzy like you Madonna

Madonna:
Hey Britney, I need some help with my career
Look at my cane and look where I stick it
I'm desperate
That's why sometimes I pretend I'm queer
It was in my pants, who wants to lick it?

Yeah the swing
Try not to heave (c'mon)
Spread your legs (yeah), roll in my leaves
I need some of your young blood
Please fulfill my hunger
My last CD was a dud
I need to be younger
All your youth and energy
Please, I really need it
Now expose your neck to me
With my fangs I'll bleed it

Madonna:
All right everybody let's vogue!
Vogue, vogue, vogue, huh?
Good times!
Come on everybody, let's vogue.
Vogue, vogue, vogue, vogue,
Vogue, vogue, vogue, vogue

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• parody
• short
• film
• sketch
• spoof

[QueenB36111]

bitch leave me alone

[izzyiguana]

look at my cane and look where i stick it.

HaHaHa!

[vikbarcelos1970]

MADONNA STILL THE QUEEN !!!

[dallasguts77]

this is even better than the original one!!!XDD

[dallasguts77]

this madonna gross me out lol

[MalouLovesHorses]

Whahah facking funny!!

[Guitarscreech06]

I always crack the fuck up when MAdonna "Vogues" at the end xD

[deppcarter]

lol so thats her secret!!

[XxEllenMaccaxX]

?.............lol i guess? i dont actually know if it was funny or not sorry

[leg4life]

maybe you should learn how to be more polite. and thats a way to spell brittany fyi.

[superstar5565]

hilarious . but you know that maddona has a really great body. i mean she looks like she's like 30. but this is hilarious. im going to rember all the lyrics and once i get an ipod ill so download this song. if you can do that. look at my cane and look where i stick it. {nicole parker eeew face}

it was in my pants who wants to lick it. and then she turned brittany into an old lady. CLASSIC!!!!!