Pineapple Rap

NOT ABOUT PINEAPPLES.
Piano music - Pineapple rag (originally composed by Scott Joplin)
Beat - Willy Ahlemeier
Made by Matt, Will, and Tom (kinda sorta in a way)

--------------------Lyrics------------------------
Pineapple Rag(p)
---Oh boy more white boys who think they can rap---

-William-
First on the mic it's FWA,
White kids can't rap but I break the cliché,

Hoes wanna hate me cause I'm nerdier than Earkle,
But I got more beat than an African drum circle,

I'm bouncing like beadsprings on a wedding night,
I spend all of my time on the lol cats website,

Don't try to touch my stuff, kid, you're a has-been,
My rhymes are smoother than Christopher Saxton,

-Matt-
Yo shalom its Matt and I'm here to rock your face,
I'll spit a mean rap if you keep up the bass,

Theres a beat playing right now just for this occasion,
So I'll rise to the challenge even though I'm Caucasian,

Teein' these rhymes off like a golf pro,
Never been to Minnesota don't cha know?
Don't cha know? Don't cha know!

I'm already gone by the time you call the cops,
I'm in his basement on his couch, playing black ops,

-William-
I'll blow your face off; im a lyrical weapon,
I took karate once- better watch where you steppin,

I'll light your ass up like a Christmas tree,
I'm getting 30 mpg in the hybrid SUV,

I can guarantee , that I'm cooler than Posner
You can't beat me in fisticuffs; don't even bother

Don't get too close; I'm dropping rhymes, kid,
You'll die inexplicably like Kenny did

-Matt-
Everyones a critic like Ebert and Siskel,
But all I care about is whats up with John Driscoll,
I see you on the streets, commitin' a petty crime,
I'll throw your ass in jail, oh look I'm optamis prime,

When my verse hits your ears it's like a napalm strike,
Im gaining fans faster than the g-dang third reich,

You existence is merely a ridiculous schism,
Until you come to accept chadtholacism

-William-

So where'd the talent come from? Here's the run through,
Beat boxing- compliments to my boy Minsu

-Matt-

I don't buy my lyrics; on the contrary,
I wouldn't get far without a rhyming dictionary

-William-

In the movie of my life, your character is static,
Don't try to change, homie, that's a little pa-tha-tic

-Matt-

Once you've heard the rap, it can't be undid,
You just got schooled by a scrawny white kid

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Pineapple
• Rag
• Rap
• Beatbox
• John
• Driscoll
• Minsoo
• Choi
• Jameson
• Carr
• White
• Boys
• Iceland

[worstteman]

i hate it-.-



[NoDramaDramaClub]

ahhhh ha! thug and 51 you guys are the BEST:)

[amw11791]

omg!!! you are sOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO AMAZZZZING!!!!! i am soooooo obsessed with you! you guys are the best ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW. I am your biggest fan!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE YOU

[EatenOffTheWeb]

Pure talent.

[throwsomemcds1]

Dre would be proud....

[garliecharside]

yoo hoo!

[TheNhulsey]

WOW thats sooooooooo dank!