STEVE HAYES: Tired Old Queen at the Movies - THE MALTESE FALCON & BRICK

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THE MALTESE FALCON (1941) and BRICK (2005)
Bogies search for The Black Bird and the first classic Film Noir meets its match in BRICK, starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt, a modern take on the genre, shot in a high school in present day Southern California. Both are filled with blackmail, murder, mystery and females who aren't what they oughta be.

'The Maltese Falcon' Tagline: A guy without a conscience! A dame without a heart!

'The Maltese Falcon' Trailer (1941)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRSCV2qc2IY

'The Maltese Falcon' - Clip (Humphrey Bogart & Mary Astor)
http://www.tcm.com/mediaroom/index.jsp?cid=114026

BRICK - Official Site
http://www.brickmovie.net/

BRICK - Official Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi414974233/

BRICK - Unofficial Trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DG92SvNPUEM

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  • The bit with the Mary Astor is PRICELESS! When I was 17, I had (natural!) red hair and a huge wave which I combed into it. (Rita Hayworth?) My father refused to sit at the table with me. And that´s why I left home.

    I think you are brilliant at reviews. You make every film exciting for old gay persons.

    The only negative thing I have to say is - Beryl Reid did Sidney Greenstreet better than you. Please see "The Killing of Sister George"

  • @broadleygreen

    LOL! Naturally Bertyl was better, she WAS Sydney Greenstreet! Did you ever see them in a room together? NO.

    I rest my case!

    Thanks for the laugh and for watching!

  • @STEVEHAYESTOQ

    You are the one who makes us laugh! Your review of "Torch Song" should get a GAY oscar. I laughed so much I felt 20 years younger. ( My beloved came in to see why I was making baby noises. Well, if my grandmother could be 21 for 40 years so can I!)

    Mr Hayes, I think YOU should write a musical based on the life of Joan Crawford and STAR in it! (Then you wouldn´t have the STRENGTH for beautiful men in showers and the rest of us could get a look in!

    Bless you!

  • @broadleygreen

    LOL! Well, If you can a man in you shower in any way shape or form, I say so much the better! IfI ever did a show on Crawford now, they'd have to hike my chest up from my ankles, my chins from my navel and God knows what they'd do with the bags under my eyes? Come to think of it, I don't have bags anymore, I have Samsonite Luggage! Thanks so much for watching and for the laugh!

  • @STEVEHAYESTOQ

    LOL, falling on the floor and busting my ....belt!!!!

    What!!! You are only 2 years older than me! 23! 1953 and 1955 was just a mistake on our passports! (Don´t think it creepy that I know your birth year. You told us remember!)

    You are also good-looking, have all your own hair (you stole some of mine too!) and you are a lot butcher than Joanie! And you also don´t need padded shoulders!

  • @broadleygreen

    I'll give you an hour to cut that out! No, I don't need padded shoulders...it's the hump I worry about....yes, I stole some of yours...I stole some of everyone's...including my schnauzer...I do have my own hair however, I merely pull it up from below the belt line, comb it forward into a semi-pompadour and people don't know if I'm doing James Dean or Betty Grable. "Til they get me home...then it's Maria Ouspenskaya! Happy 4th, Cup Cake! OXOXOX TOQ

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  • Love the video. I'm currently taking a course on Film Genres and we're doing film noir and science fiction so this week we're watching The Maltese Falcon. Love your commentary and thanks for the recommendation!

  • @maryindiana

    THANKS MARY!

    WELCOME ABOARD! AND WELCOME TO MY BATHROOM!

    THANKS SO MUCH FOR WATCHING!

    BEST;

    TOQ

  • WHERE have you been all of my life? I can't believe it's taken me this long to find these. I adore you.

  • I Saw The Maltese Falcon last night FANTASTIC!!!!!! Ow man i am glad i bought it thank you Steve!

    Seeing Brick soon! he's also one of my fav current actors

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