"You're Pitiful" Weird Al Yankovic

UN-OFFICIAL VIDEO. Lyrics Below.

My life is brilliant

What, was I too early
Oh, sorry should I
Do you wanna start over or
Keep going, ok
Now, now

My life is brilliant
Your life's a joke
You're just pathetic
You're always broke
Your homemade Star Trek uniform
Really ain't impressing me
You're suffering from delusions of
Adequacy

You're pitiful
You're pitiful
You're pitiful, it's true
Never had a date that you couldn't inflate
And you smell repulsive too
What a bummer being you

Well you just can't dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know still calls you
Fartypants
But you'll always have a job, well I mean
As long as you still can work that Slurpee machine

You're pitiful
You're pitiful
You're pitiful, it's true
You're half undressed, eating chips off your chest
While you're playing Halo 2
No one's classier than you

La, la, la, la
La, la, la, la
La, la, la, la
Loser

You're pitiful
You're pitiful
You're pitiful, it's true
Your dog would much rather play fetch by itself
You still live with your mom and you're forty two

Guess you'll never grow a clue
Well, it just sucks to be you

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Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• you're
• pitiful
• beautiful
• weird
• al
• yankovic
• james
• blunt
• parody
• spoof
• comedy

[S3xPyst0l]

Lord of The Rings is just 3 movies of ppl walking to a volcano...

[MastahTomhaas]

who are the jonas brothers....?

[bearcubscott]

This sucks balls.You are the pitiful one here my dumb ass friend. First of all I agree with the bush thing but some of the other stuff was racist/ shitty as hell. Get a life moron.

[Koldatt]

@lollian1 "You're pitiful" with a white man on it. I agree, its very racist, of course.

[YYHanimecrazy]

makes me laugh every time i watch this!

thanks for the upload!!

[KinomiyaMichiru]

Pictures matched up pretty well.

[oXyukinaXo]

@lollian1 It's a joke about that actors money problems not African Americans in general. So it's not really racist.

[TheeBigTuna]

Don't you ever make fun of Nacho Libre.

[PKStarstormDX]

Atlantic Records Sucks.