The Evil Atheist Conspiracy EXPOSED!!! (satire)

Religion is good. Research has shown that religious societies in general are more peaceful than atheistic ones. Both Hitler and Stalin were atheists, and I guess that about proves what atheism leads to ...

The benefits of religion are plentiful. The most important one is that religion leads to peace and stability. People in communities where religion is highly regarded generally have higher expected age, better health and brighter prospects for the future than those living in heathen communities. There's less hunger, war, violence and oppression in religious societies, compared to the atheistic ones. Religious people are smarter, more gifted and prosperous than non-religious people.

Atheists claim that the universe created itself, by pure chance. The species, including humans, have evolved from nothing, by a serious of random events called evolution. But what atheists don't know is that Charles Darwin, their hero, secretly converted to christianity on his deathbed. Darwin asked Jesus to forgive him before pulling his last breath of air. This shows that even Darwin himself didn't put faith in his theory. When not even HE could believe it, how can you expect anyone else to do so?

There are many problems with the theory of evolution. The biggest is that, after all, it's just a theory. There is NO evidence to back it up. Another problem is the one pertaining to the so called missing links -- great gaps in the fossil layers supposedly leading up to humans. These gaps prove that man was created six thousand years ago, and that he looked just the way he looks today. Do YOU think your grandfather was an ape, perhaps? Or do you believe that a DOG can give birth to a CAT?

No?

Exactly! Another proof that the theory of evolution is nothing but a hoax proposed by evil scientists.

Atheism and the theory of evolution are tools used by an international conspiracy of scientists and satanists trying to undermine the role of religion in society. The important thing right now is that we stand together to stop the growth of atheism in our communities! We must fight atheism with any available means. We must not let the heathens poison our children with their blasphemic lies.

Remember what Martin Luther said: Reason comes from Satan! Fight it!

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[stevostevie]

You have got to be kidding me...

And Hitler was Catholic by the way.

[ultimategoobah]

if he secretly converted to christianity, how do you know about it?

[TheGoodThought]

@stevostevie ...Satire is in the title.

[jaguar4u2012]

@Pinkchapman

how the fucj muslim shit is allowed in western countries????

[Pinkchapman]

Once again....... Christians presenting the idea of DOGS birthing CATS. EVEN though he doesnt believe it... he still presented the very idea. HAHAHAHAH . C! H! GIVE ME An R! FOR RETARD!

[Pinkchapman]

@jaguar4u2012 whats that have to do with anything? you jesus fucking troll? O wait.... i dont give a rats ass. hahaha

[mrbigtruth34]

Religion is such a joke. I stopped believing in the tooth fairy at 6, the easter bunny at 7, santa at 8, and god at 9. I can understand why it would take stupid people into their adult years to understand life and religion.

[jaguar4u2012]

@wdrotar

oh then please tll me how to judge those murderers?

[wdrotar]

@jaguar4u2012 That's the issue my judgment differs from you so I have no brains. This is why I don't trust your judgment.

[jaguar4u2012]

@wdrotar

oh so, Besslan Massacare, Moscows Theater Massacre, 9/11, London Subway Disaster, Jurnalist kidnaps, Execution of children, execution of Gay people

all done by Muslims

is not something you consider Threatning

please check youre Brains