lemonade spills

I told her not to but she did anyways. when he saw us at the mall, he followed us and gave us dirty looks so she came out and "accidentally" spilled like an ounce of lemonade on his shirt...he got all pissed and they followed us around even more and wouldnt leave us alone
they cussed us out then said they wouldnt stop following us until we fought
he also said she had to give her money for a new shirt (even though lemonade washes out) or he would get some ppl to beat her ass for him so he took a dollar from her
no wonder he dresses so horribly...he buys cheap clothes lol (not that cheap is bad but in his case it is)
so my bestie tells his new gf that she doesnt want to fight and his new girl punches my bestie in the face and scratches her boob. then my bestie was on the floor getting hit, so she got up and beat his new gfs ass! lol after all that sh*t talking they did saying we couldnt take em my bestie had his new chubbie gf on the floor. as i stepped in to help, a random lady pushed me out of the way and separated them telling them they couldnt fight anymore. the fight literally only lasted a min or two. im kind of disappointed because if that lady didnt stop me i wouldve fought instead of letting my bff fight my battle. the only problem they really had was that i was his ex. what a jerk right? my parents called the cops on him (again)...he's terrified of my mom and was practically crying over it one time and now hes trying to act all BA! he really isnt. sometimes he's more emotional than i am. that's saying something! haha so now he's probably like crying about how he's going to juvie.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• lemonade
• funny
• spills
• accident
• ex

[annesophie667]

um is that johnny?

[time2livelife]

yeah that is Johnny

[time2livelife]

haha i know right

remember we randomly decide to walk outside and yell "PISS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER!"

lol good times :P

[XONarutoxSakuraOX]

u guys need to rate 5. he so deserves this

[ThatJacquelynChick]

Lol Sarah it took lyk an hour to tell me this story. I love you!!!!!!

Btw Piss is not a laughing matter and neither is lemonaid.

[scaremenga]

that's johnny? lol he looks weirdo and btw that looks totally unaccidental

[xjdvj]

He totally deserves that! (and wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyy worse!!!)