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Chuck norris had sex in a car, some of his sperm felt in the carpet.
Now we all know that car as Optimus Prime...

CHUCK NORRIS IS ATTACKING!!!
*atomic explosion*

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Finding the fellow competitors in "Mortal Kombat" lacking in challenge..

Chuck Norris got bored with his opponent and proceeded to punch himself in the face..

The force impact of the punch created a vortex to appear out of the ground and suddenly Richard Simmons jumped out of the vortex!!

Smiling @ Shang Tsung who was sitting on his thrown, Chuck Norris lifted up his rancher hat and dived into the vortex..

The Mk Universe was now forever stuck with a very creepy 80's dance vibe O o

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris
So Funny!
CHUCK NORRIS APPROVES!

if chuck norris tries to kill u by giving u a round house kick in the face, and misses, the wind from the kick will blow ur head off

oh god

that would be FUCKING AWESOME

look out Bin Laden...

Chuck Norris confused the Voters, Too bad they forgot to add his name onto the ballet.

chuck norris pissed in a can and invented red bull

my screen cracked when he punched the camera