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22 year-old stand-up comedian Chris Turner, performing at The Glee Club, Cardiff, May 2011.
www.christurnercomedy.co.uk
www.twitter.com/chrispjturner

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  • "there is an american saying, '-incoherent speech- is nine tenths, of the word'"

    Can anyone tell me what he said there?

    its at 2:50

  • @doodelay "Possessio is nine tenths of the word".

  • @ChrisPJTurner

    Thx for the reply, although...I'm American and I've never heard that a day in my life lol

  • @doodelay "Possession is nine tenths of the law" perhaps?

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  • ICELAND WIN ?

  • Really funny. I am also a comedian (From Iceland). Keep up the good work :)

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  • @doodelay lloll idiot .. he meant that over 90% of what you guys say is not understandable by normal english speakers ... im arab n i understood that FFS.

  • @JaCkMiChEaLs0n You are not alone ... I'm an American & this is quite funny & brilliant :)

  • Possessio is nine-tenths of the word, because Possession has ten letters and you only say nine!

    (facepalm)

  • are there any other americans that found this funny? just curious, most of us hate stuff like this and i want to know whther or not i am alone in liking this

  • The element of suprise!!!!!!!!! Awesome I'd love to see this Guy in the states....

  • Immaculate timing.

  • I can feel it.

    It's the same feeling I had the first time I saw my favourite comedians.

    This is comedy gold. Amazing timing, great jokes, puns that are not lame (HOW DOES HE DO THIS?!), true style. I love him.

  • @doodelay Chuck Norris is American and if he read this you would die instantly for at least 3 more lifetimes. HES SORRY PJTURNER!

  • As a huge Mitch fan, i was really upset to see Mitch Hedberg's name attached to this comedian, but I watched it anyway... This guy was GOOD. really good.

  • @doodelay No prob, took me a while to find out what he ment and i just needed an excuse to comment it >.<

  • @atify73

    oh ok thx

  • @doodelay the famous saying "possession is not intent of breaking the law" or something like that, instead he took one word off the 10 letter word "possession" making it 9/10ths of the word allowing him to state that "possessio is 9/10ths of the word."

  • holy shit, he's fucking AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Really Enjoyed This Chris-Good and Dry as the Dessert-Nice Delivery!!

  • Confident and smart, with a attidude - not a single fuck is given. love it

  • Shit hands!! Luv it

  • i love it how he can say those in straight face

  • Excellent :)

  • funny as hell love finding comdians i havnt heard of that are better than most mainstream ones. guys jokes are clever as fuck

  • "Feet are just shit hands"

    L M A O ^_____^

  • "Feet are just shit hands" LMAO!

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