The Ballad of ZootSanchez

ZootSanchez is a hero of the internet and also a genius. This was made as a tribute to him.

The mp3 can be downloaded here:
http://www.tindeck.com/audio/my/ocuo/The-Ballad-of-ZootSanchez

Listen to the story of zoot San-chez
The man who called another man a douche-bag
zootSanchez is so very strong
and he has an eight inch dong
I'm told that's bigger than average
Yes I'm told that's bigger than average

ZootSanchez made a video that
made a man go hetero.
There's nothing wrong with being gay
In our opinion that's quite ok.
But this guy was super gaaay
We're talking ball fondling gay.

The video upset that dude's lovers
who were not happy that he went straayyt.
They sent Sanchez some nasty mails
and told him to go sit on nails.
Because they lost their lover,
Their big, strong gay lover.

ZootSanchez made a video that
made a man go hetero.
There's nothing wrong with being gay
In our opinion that's quite ok.
But this guy was super gaaay
We're talking Elton John gay.

Wicked awesome guitar solo. \m/

ZootSanchez is the hero of the internet
Fighting off the crazies left and riiiiight.
They sent some lawyers on a plane
to argue about puh-blic domain.
But Sanchez beat them ooofff
OK that was a poor choice of words.

ZootSanchez made a video that
made a man go hetero.
There's nothing wrong with being gay
In our opinion that's quite ok.
But this guy was super gaaay
We're talking Tom Cruise gay.

Now ends the story of zoot San-Chez
but not the story of our cause.
Go and make your own remix
Be sure to mention Rednecked hicks.
That lift giant rocks,
And don't suck on cocks.

Anymore!

Category:

Music

Tags:

• ballad
• douche
• quadbike

[ghandithegman]

Could I get an mp3 of this?

[technohawk]

Yes, I just added it, check the info for the link.

[KalliJ13]

I liked the guitar solo particularly!

[technohawk]

It was the hardest part of the song to master, but I like how it turned out.

[LogicalPenguin]

Many years from now, when the story of Douche Quadbike is taught in schools, this will be part of the history curriculum.

This is completely great.

[glenner79]

Awesome, as would Captain America.

[TheAwesomeDan]

This makes me love the internet, which balances out how I felt about the internet before.

[LemmingAttack]

If there's one thing zootSanchez taught us, it's that "as Captain America would" is pure comedic gold.

[MissJessicaBunny]

Wow, I'm so late in but I'm so grateful for stumbling on this and wanting to cry in amazement, as Captain America would.

[zerg539]

TechnoHawk you just earned more karma for that

[Mudil]

Holy shit awesome.