Once in the fourth grade, a classmate of mine was sitting next to me in the lunchroom whe he elbowed me and said, "Watch this." He turned to the coolest kid in school and called out, "Yo, Val! PINKY TUSCADERO!"
Poor Val. Upon hearing the name of his dreamgirl, he went from Brad Pitt to Orville Redenbacher in the blink of an eye. The only time I laughed longer and louder in school that day was two years earlier, when Mrs. Tepper bent down to pick up the eraser she dropped and her wig slid off.
Once in the fourth grade, a classmate of mine was sitting next to me in the lunchroom whe he elbowed me and said, "Watch this." He turned to the coolest kid in school and called out, "Yo, Val! PINKY TUSCADERO!"
Poor Val. Upon hearing the name of his dreamgirl, he went from Brad Pitt to Orville Redenbacher in the blink of an eye. The only time I laughed longer and louder in school that day was two years earlier, when Mrs. Tepper bent down to pick up the eraser she dropped and her wig slid off.
jendel42750 6 months ago in playlist PINKY TUSCADERO