Beastius Reviews: Casino Royale

Solid Origin for a character who desperately needed one.

Final Verdict: A

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[simeoneous]

Hello Bestius, going slightly off topic here, I couldn't help but notice your critique of the Body Worlds exhibitions. Fair enough for the "what was it for really, no really?" angle. But I have to say that during my visit to the NYC exhibition I learned more about the human body within 3 hours than I did during my entire schooling in biology class. Did you know that there is a sensor in your anal sphincter that can distinguish between gas, solid and liquid and then tell your brain? Amazing!

[BeastiusReviews]

Interesting. When it came to Portland I spent a good time there and found it interesting... but rather pointless. Still if you liked it, more power to you. Thanks for watching.

[seamoremonster]

Craig is cold, lethal, human and tormented; a hard combination, but he makes it work. And it works very well. Craig brings Bond to life. We actually give a shit about what happens to him. Your reviews are becoming addicting...I don't always agree with them...but I always enjoy them and respect them. Well Done!

[BeastiusReviews]

Not always agree but respect. Wouldn't the world be a better place if that were true everywhere? I'm doing the Lord's work.

[jfassettx123]

@TFerg94 remember that this is a REALISTIC take on James Bond

[skinnydipper16]

omen remake was full of stupid unecassary action scenes.

[ShaneBeacham]

I loved this movie and I loved Quantum of Solace.

[MrSkullDevil]

0:33 are you saying that Jurassic Park sucks? >:(

[TFerg94]

This really isn't a good bond movie, there are no gadgets, no money penny, no Q. What they did here is reinvent the james bond genre. And i hate it

[hansstrangle]

they should get the old director back from this one, to do the sequel to quantum of solace. quantum of solace was good in its on way, kinda of bland though. cause the best action sequence was at the begining.

[RillyMonsterZero]

fuck ur good and i find alot of what u say agreeable.

Cuz i dont stick into nostalga. (i dont even know how to spell it )

supporting old stuff can be like ppl saying "by american" (cars).

No thats not how it work u dont buy cuz pride. U buy the better product. That way it forces the competiters to make better and do better to be the best.

Ur not the best because u were good u have to rilly stay ahead.

Like "return of the king"

[GilAskan]

Fantastic review. I'm perpetually baffled by people who actually think Bond movies were ever that good... when really, they were relics of the cold war where a cheeseball playboy-caricature (fans call him "classy" for reasons I don't understand) throws out crappy puns and somehow defeats vaguely-racist musclemen by hitting them with his noodle arms.

Craig is believable in the role partly because of his physicality, but ultimately, because he's the only good actor to have ever played Bond.

[zpt4xzpt4x]

I like your other reviews and agree with what i heard of this one, but i had to turn it off after that Omen comment. I couldn't believe my ears

[VideoDrome47]

Dude this guy named Peter Rollis who does Movie Buzz you may have heard of him anyway he just BOMBARDED CASINO ROYALE with the lamest poorest shittiest review Ive ever seen he's more of a Pierce Brosman Bond you can tell but Iam telling you this because YOUR REVIEW stands out and must be heard so I suggest you post a video response to Peter Rollis movie Buzz #83 so more viewers can actually have a review of Casino Royale thats worth checking out