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Flight Of The Conchords Season 2- Too Many Dicks On The Dance Floor (With Lyrics)

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Uploaded on Feb 15, 2009

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Lyrics:
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks on the dance floor
(Too many dicks)
Too many dicks on the dance floor
(Too many dicks)
Too Many dicks on the dance floor
(Too many dicks)

Goin' to the party
Sippin' on Bacardi
Wanting to meet a hottie
But there's Adam, Steve and Marty

There's Billy, Todd and Tommy
They're on leave from the Army
The only boobs I'll see tonight
Will be made of Origami

Tell the fellas
Make it understood
It ain't no good
If there's too much wood

Make sure you know
before you go
the dance floor Bro-Ho ratio
5 to 1 is a brodeo
Tell Steve and Mike
it's time to go
Wait outside all night to find
20 dudes in a Conga line

Too many dicks on the dance floor
(easy to fix)
Too many dicks on the dance floor
(spread out the dicks)

Too many dudes
With too many dicks
Too close to my shit
Too hard to meet chicks

I need better odds
more broads, less rods
I came to do battle
Skeedattle with the cattle prods

Too many men
Too many boys
Too many Misters
not enough sisters

Too much time
on too many hands
Not enough ladies
too many mans

Too many dicks
too many dongs
too many schlongs
now sing this song

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  • kimtuot

    its alex steve and "marty"

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  • addictedtoflight

    k thanks

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  • Syzhi

    Pure genius! Anyone have the lyrics to this?

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  • addictedtoflight

    Im working on them

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  • AngelAssassin117

    i love the guy at the head of the conga line!!

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  • StMaryMead

    That is Randy Jones from the Village People.  I love him in this!

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  • sherpa285

    "This isn't the Riverdance any more...."

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  • mine craft

    "Too many men

    Too many boys

    Too many Misters

    not enough sisters" lol

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  • socialmoo

    100,000 views what a satisfying number

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  • Mike Foley

    or do you mean a bigger "part"

    geddit?

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  • JoseyNicloe23

    the random gmod movie 5 brought me here

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  • Gabriel Pumnut

    This track was AWESOME LIVE!!!!

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  • ReverseLacunar

    THIS SONG IS FUCKING AMAZING

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  • ArebearFTW

    I guy named " Jedi " was playing this song on Counterstrike: Condition Zero. Thank you, Jedi, I'll never forget you :')

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  • WaffleStein

    i want disco ball pants now

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  • locsta45

    That shit is funny as hell!!! "Need to spread the dicks out"!!!! lol

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