Flight Of The Conchords Season 2- Too Many Dicks On The Dance Floor (With Lyrics)

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Lyrics:
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks on the dance floor
(Too many dicks)
Too many dicks on the dance floor
(Too many dicks)
Too Many dicks on the dance floor
(Too many dicks)

Goin' to the party
Sippin' on Bacardi
Wanting to meet a hottie
But there's Adam, Steve and Marty

There's Billy, Todd and Tommy
They're on leave from the Army
The only boobs I'll see tonight
Will be made of Origami

Tell the fellas
Make it understood
It ain't no good
If there's too much wood

Make sure you know
before you go
the dance floor Bro-Ho ratio
5 to 1 is a brodeo
Tell Steve and Mike
it's time to go
Wait outside all night to find
20 dudes in a Conga line

Too many dicks on the dance floor
(easy to fix)
Too many dicks on the dance floor
(spread out the dicks)

Too many dudes
With too many dicks
Too close to my shit
Too hard to meet chicks

I need better odds
more broads, less rods
I came to do battle
Skeedattle with the cattle prods

Too many men
Too many boys
Too many Misters
not enough sisters

Too much time
on too many hands
Not enough ladies
too many mans

Too many dicks
too many dongs
too many schlongs
now sing this song

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• dicks
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• dance
• floor

[kristinbogh]

Laughed so hard I cried! This is right up there with "Business Time". Conchords instant classic!

BTW, this lyric is wrong:

I need better hours

Should be:

I need better odds

More broads, less rods

[addictedtoflight]

k thanks

[kimtuot]

its alex steve and "marty"

[addictedtoflight]

k thanks

[Syzhi]

Pure genius! Anyone have the lyrics to this?

[addictedtoflight]

Im working on them

[AngelAssassin117]

i love the guy at the head of the conga line!!

[StMaryMead]

That is Randy Jones from the Village People. I love him in this!

[Bleumange]

@StMaryMead He needed a larger role DX

[R3N0420]

they rock even more LIVE in concert! lol

[gardengnome1981]

This is, quite literally, the only good thing to come from season two

[Br3tt1zzle]

Who the fuck disliked it?

[MrKingsoffer]

"not enough ladies too many mans" hahaha

[oa515noble]

@isamu125 someone who likes dicks! ;)

[isamu125]

who the hell disliked?

[TripleDefective]

Too many lyrics...

"Sausage Fest!" is all you needed to say.

[lerkid]

charles blog tv brought me here

[swisscharlie]

ron jeremy!