Google Topeka Music Video

Google Topeka
(An Internet Love Ballad in Three Acts)
Copyright 2010 Eskilson/Billen

Lyrics: Kurt Eskilson
Music: Dan Billen
Produced by: Dan Billen

Please come to Topeka now, Jenny my dear.
We've been IM'ing for nearly three years.
Your avatar's precious, it's totally clear,
No web cam will cut it, we have to be near.

She:My sweet chat-room darling, I'll have to say no.
I Googled Topeka and here's what it shows:
No mountains, no oceans, and tornadoes blow.
No Ikea or Saks and your Internet's slow.

Our Internet's slow: true and horrible words.
Topeka's a wasteland for Internet nerds.
But could there be hope? I think that I heard
That Google is coming with speed we deserve!

Chorus
Yes, Google is coming an amazing new test.
With speed that is blazing above all the rest.
In the internet world, T-town will be best.
And Jenny, my sweet, our love will be blessed!

Then Google arrived laying "pipes" like no other,
They hooked up each household, each sister and brother,
So we could share data fast, one with another.
And now our Internet screams like a mother!

Chorus
Yes Google has come, their incredible test
With speed that is blazing above all the rest.
In the whole online world, T-town is the best.
And Jenny, my precious, our love must be blessed.

She:My darling, I'll tell you, my worries have passed.
Your downloads, I see, are incredibly fast.
I'll come to Topeka where our love will last.
Thank Google, my dear one, my suitcase is packed.

Chorus
Thank goodness for Goggle, their wonderful test.
Our Internet's crazy-fast over the rest.
Everyone online knows T-town's the best.
And Jenny and I, how our lives have been blessed.

Category:

Nonprofits & Activism

Tags:

• Google
• Topeka
• Think
• Big
• Dan
• Billen
• Song
• Fiber
• Network
• Internet

[fanofh20]

lol love this song check out my videos

[mwoodall13]

hippies!!!!!!!!!

[steelviper77]

lolwut

[Puppysrock311]

wtf is this

[xdyingfetusx69]

so sick of seeing these illluminati symbols everywehre

[xdyingfetusx69]

ugh wtf brainwash?