Pick Up Lines

haha i'm sorry if i look all deformed or something, i had to cut me out from when i was laughing xD
here are the pickup lines in case you don't understand me,
i'm sorry you couldnt hear the 'do you like chips'

1-i think you you should know what everyone is saying behind your back, nice buns!
2-youve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
3-is your mom a microwave? coz youre one hot pocket,
4-nice shirt can i talk you out of it?
5-i must be a snowflake coz ive fallen for you,
6-im not feeling myself tonight, may i feel you?
7-do you like chips? coz im free to lay.
8-do you have a jersey coz im gonna need your name and number.
9-i wish you were dsl so i could get high speed access.
10-you may not be a monster, but you sure can make me scream,
11-is that top felt? yould you like it to be?
12-if you were a skateboard i'd grind oun you all day!
13-i looked you up in the phonebook but beautiful wasnt listed.
14-are you an alien? coz youve just abducted my heart.
15-do you know karate? coz your body is kickin!
16-are you a keyboard? coz youre my type.
17-you've been a bad boy/girl, go to my room!
18-my friends call me [your name], but you can call me tonight(:
19-do you use an inhaler? coz you got ass ma!
20-look! there's an exit! wanna go out?
21-if you were words on a page you'd be what they call FINE print.
22-im looking for a treasure, can i search your chest?
23-im an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• pickup
• lines
• funny
• cheesy

[sabrinagubik97]

please hmu babyyy ;))

[emmyisawesome27]

are you a pokemon? cuz i wanna peek-at-chu

[clanerin]

there is an exit, can we go out. That's a hella nice one! it works.

[AllNaturalLemonade]

AHAHA are you an asronaunt cuz i wanna explore uranus!!!!! HAHAHAHAAHAHA

[lub094]

@TheNews1990 hehe nice one

[TheNews1990]

are you a pokemon cuz id like to pikachu

[ilmbfdt]

@Mannypacquia0 melisoon@live.com

[Mannypacquia0]

@ilmbfdt lol awesome, do you have msn? 

[ilmbfdt]

@Mannypacquia0 haha thanks? yeahh i have! thats funny xD

[Mannypacquia0]

@ilmbfdt ooo still cool, you look really pinay to me lol. lol have you heard this one " if you were homework, id throw you on the table and do you first" lol