An Atheist Reads the Bible - 7 - Wet Dreams May Come

An atheist opens the Bible and discovers how to act after a nocturnal emission.

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WRITTEN, EDITED & POORLY ANIMATED by 43alley

AUDIO: The classic Scourbey audio recording of the Bible (a minimal excerpt from a 70+ hour recording) - all utilized for educational, critical, parody and non-commercial use under the Fair Use Doctrine, Campbell v. Acuff-Rose Music, 510 U.S. 569 (1994), etc. This narration is available for download on various websites as well all across YouTube.

MUSIC: Taken from various royalty-free websites across the web.

TEXT: II Deuteronomy Chapter 23

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[charliechickrox]

its bullshit that even the smallest most personal part of NORMAL life was in the bible and there are laws against them .

[crossoldman]

@dotoree Yeah all that stone throwing is good exercise. Dotoree's insight into why we live twice as long as people did 2000 years ago. "God done it" Such a brilliant mind, he lives in a dirt floored hovel and buries his crap in the backyard just like they did back then. When he gets sick he anoints himself with precious oils because they knew so much more than we do. I wonder when Gods going to get pissed about our tall building trying to reach heaven and make us all speak in COBAL?

[seanotube85]

@dotoree Empirical evidence?! HAH! Like what?? I doubt you know what that means, but if you do then you're a flat out liar in that comment.

[dotoree]

@JiubLink There's far more empirical evidence for the Bible and it's science than there is for any naturalistic origin of life or Darwinian levels of evolution (family to kingdom speciation) that differ from prior creation science (species to ~family speciation).

[JiubLink]

@dotoree

So many witnesses but still nothing empirical... forgive me, but am I a fool because this arouses suspicion ?

[DearestyouXII]

What people still go about with numerology? Please...

[mmmmmarcus]

@ElementSid115 Calm down.

[ElementSid115]

@mmmmmarcus what superstitions? It is actually supposed to be 999, apparently, but I don't give a shit. Thought it was funny that all other videos where a lot higher on likes, but this one kept at it at 666...for a long time. Didn't find the need to explain myself any further, didn't think viewers were that stupid.

[mmmmmarcus]

@ElementSid115 671 now. Enough with the superstitions.

[ElementSid115]

666 likes.........

[aconnecte]

Lot's slutty daughters... LOL

[pumpstations]

That was informational ! I never knew about this one.......... OOps gotta go.