The Flying Spaghetti Monster Revealed; Part Two

A look at the church and it's beliefs.

Category:

Education

Tags:

• pastafarianism
• flying
• spaghetti
• monster
• bible
• creationism
• schools
• science
• belief
• evolution
• theory
• creation
• genesis

[Alkimos666]

After careful consideration of this text and the facts that you have put forward, i have decided to renounce my agnostic ways and embrace the noodly embrace of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, may his noodly appendage touch us all, for then blessed we shal be. Ramen.

[puzzledplatypus]

@TheRyyk You're asking us how somebody could believe the universe was created by something that wasn't alive or even existed until very recently in human history, and telling us that the solution is in a church... ironic.

[SuperFlameRing]

In my made-up religion, it's sinful to keep fire hydrants in your house.

[minggnim]

The Protogenoi are the first entities or beings that come into existence. They form the very fabric of the universe and as such are immortal. The Prôtogenoi are a group of gods from which all the other gods descend. They preceded the Titans, the descendants of Gaia and Uranus. This must also must be taught!!

[JandBMan312]

@siralucard19 "doing bad is not right,both believers and non-believers know that, and won't you be scared to know that after you die you'll be tormented endlessly in hell?"

This is just totally hypocritical. Good deeds are only good deeds if they are done with good intentions, and if you're only doing a good deed to cover your own ass from being endlessly tormented, then you're not doing it out of the goodness of your heart. You're doing it to serve your own ends.

[JandBMan312]

@siralucard19 You don't need a church to teach morals. There are many good people in this world who do not follow the Bible. Hmm...let's look at some of the other things the Bible teaches, like the condoning of slavery (Leviticus 25:44-46). Do you condone slavery too? Do you believe that every man is free to sell his daughter into sexual slavery? (Exodus 21:7-11)

[dragonzerro]

In the name of the Monster, his meatball, and his noodly appendage. R'amen

[test123ok]

@puzzledplatypus RAmen brother/sister !

An evangelical vermicellist once revealed to me that his noodley appendage first touch what we now call Italy. The spirit of Bobby Hendrix(s.b.u.h) was present there even before he was born.

He also said we should wear protective carb-based underpants.

[TheJoshp912]

How do i join? This is extremely thought through, and fits my agnostic/atheistic beliefs

[Ivaluemyprivacy]

@siralucard19 I totally agree, creationism should be taught at all schools.

All youngsters should be told about the great and wonderful being of Him, the Noodle in the Sky, the Saucy Master, His Savoriness*.

* The FSM does have a name, but it is so beautiful and difficult to pronounce by humans that it not only kills whoever attempts to utter it, but also everyone within a 3.7614 mile (6.0534 kilometer) radius (this is doubled when trying to write or type His name, and I don't want to kill you)

[jessicaakzo]

@siralucard19

Teach goodness, pity, kindness, love, peace and morality to your children because they're good values. Not because god says so.

All hail his noodly appendages in the name of the pasta, the sauce and the holy meatballs. R'amen.

[MrUglyhorse3000]

I believe in god. But my god is so much bigger than the god of the established religions. He is kind, funny, cool, loving and very clever. I also go with the jews who don't believe in hell. If there really is a hell, it is right here on earth. A hell created by all those religious nutballs that want nothing more but to see the world burn. Religious people don't really show a lot of respect to god's creation. To quote Brando: They lie and we have to be mercyful for those who lie. Bummer.