Beni is looking for a job. Enric has insomnia. Max is with David at the hospital the full day
English translation manuvid07 courtesy. Thanks!!!
Beni: "Large-store safety guard needed." This job looks perfect for me. They give you the uniforms and you get to spend all day touching your balls pretending to be on the lookout. hahaha
Max: Read the rest
Beni: What? "Maximum age: 30" So, if I shave off my moustache won't I look a little younger?
Max: Sure, but also if you wear a paper bag over your head
Beni: Hahaha, you're very funny, very funny
Max: Besides, Beni, you really need to be prepared to work as a guard nowadays... people's way to crazy
Beni: Yeah, you're right... just look what happened to poor David... and he even knew how to defend himself! Will you see him today?
Max: Yeah, at night. (To Enric) What's wrong with you?
Enric: I'm exhausted
Max: You won't be on time for class at 10
Enric: Then I'll be there at 11... We have coffee, right?
Max: Yes
Beni: Are you still not able to sleep well?
Max: He spends all night turning and twisting
Enric: It must be this bed or I don't know what else
Max: I think it has to do with Feng Shui
Enric: What?
Beni: Yeah, don't you know what it is? It's an ancient Chinese art that seeks to establish harmony at home. Just changing the bed's orientation should be enough for you to sleep better
Max: That's nonsense
Beni: No, it's not nonsense. Su's witch friend looked at it once, and did you know the WC is the best place to think? She wasn't wrong since I've had the best ideas come to mind while I poop, hahaha, not sure if you get me... Do you want me to call her?
Max: No, no, you should actually call someone who can hire you
Beni: Yeah, sure, you'll tell me who. Usually I'm not apt to do the job, or it isn't paid very well... and even if it is you probably have to travel too long just to get to the site
Enric: Go to an ETT (Temporary Jobs Company - in Spanish)
Beni: What? An ETT? Come on man!
Max: It's not too bad an idea, you'll surely get a job quickly
Beni: Look, I'm not going to an ETT, not even drunk. Is that clear? I don't want to be exploited, these bastards take part of your money and you even have to be thankful to them
Max: Well then... you can now start shaving off your moustache
Beni: You know what? I'm gonna go poop and see if I can get inspired to find the perfect job
Fidel: What's wrong? Didn't I prepare it properly?
Enric: I asked for a triple coffee
Fidel: You mean an American coffee?
Enric: Sure, whatever that is
Merce: Thanks Dad. Look, you see how they're showing it already, in the "Romea." I don't ask you to come with me because of how you are...
Enric: I'd fall asleep for half the show
Merce: Did you guys go out yesterday?
Enric: No
Merce: So... why are you so tired? What did you do all night, huh?
Enric: It's not what you're thinking Merce
Merce: Hehe, it's not? Did you try a new position?
Enric: I'm suffering from insomnia
Merce: Oh yeah? Since when?
Enric: Since I moved
Merce: That's normal
Enric: You think?
Merce: Sure, look, every time my dad got divorced I had to move to a new place. And every time I got to a new house I spent most nights without sleeping at all
Enric: Yeah, this or Feng Shui
Merce: Is that how the new position was called?
Enric: Are you kidding? I'll go pee
Enric: Will be all night at the hospital?
Max: Yeah I don't want him to be alone
Enric: Say hi to him for me
Beni: And tell him I'll go see him tomorrow. When did you change your cell phone, Max?
Max: Last summer, remember?
Beni: Oh yeah, that's right. When will you want to change it again?
Max: I don't know, why?
Beni: Have you been made a new offer from another provider?
Max: What do you mean?
Beni: Have they called you to tell you about a change of provider?
Max: Yeah, just like everyone else
Beni: Very well then... Rate your provider from 0 to 10 according to your level of satisfaction, 0 being very disappointed and 10 completely satisfied
Max: Will you tell me what in the world you're doing?
Beni: I'm working. I paid attention to your suggestions and went to an ETT. They've meticulously studied my profile and I've been hired as a pollster. What's up with those looks?
Max: Nothing, I just can't picture you as a pollster
Beni: Why not? It's an awesome job. I mean, I can work with my own schedule. I didn't want to be locked up in an office... I'll also meet new people, haha, you know?
Max: If you say so...
Beni: Okay, the job's a piece of shit, sure, but who do you want to hire a cruller maker?
Max: Well, you can hurry up now. I got to go, bye.
Beni: You'll have the entire bed just for you, huh? Haha, when was the last time you changed your cell phone?
Max & David talk dont fit in the box but is not relevant
Who is David in relation to Max?
Taaurrus 1 year ago
@Taaurrus David is Peris's son, almost a brother for Max
Alejandro0720 1 year ago
Hopefully someone can translate this episode..I want to know waht they says...
kisumireiji 4 years ago
We have English translation now thanks to manuvid07
Alejandro0720 4 years ago
Okay, someone bribe pinkcashemere for the english translation. =)~
kjvb 4 years ago 2
manuvid07 just made English translation on this video.
Alejandro0720 4 years ago