Diego Maradona is in Dubai. Not only is he managing local team, Al Wasl, he is also reviving his pop career (didn't know he had one). Here's a snippet of the first single from his new album - "You Need Hands". Here's the lyrics...
My name is Maradona
I'm a little beardy man
And I once upset the whole of England
Cheating with my hand
I was brilliant at the football
I was just as good as Pele
But then I ate too many cakes
And got a lardy belly
I had Argentina troubles
Got arrested, was in tears
On my mugshot I look like
An orange Weeble with a beard
Now I'm in UAE
I'm managing Al Wasl
But don't expect much running
Cos it's too hot for the hassle
And when we play our matches
All the crowd will cheer much louder
But I won't be on the white lines
Due to problems with the powder
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