Footsie ("Shawty" parody)

Spoof of Plies & T-Pain's "Shawty" about my favorite sport. For the secret lovers...

Recorded on my iPod using the I Am T-Pain app.

Lyrics (as I wrote them at 4 a.m. one morning):
ay whats happening baby
they see what we doin,
but let's do something they can't see

even tho you're on the other side of the table
we still able to play footsiiiiiiie
i love it when you look at me and we're both thinking about
podiatryyyyyy
and i made sure to wear my extra soft socks
just for footsieeeee
baby girl you already know, i wanna eskimo kiss with our pinky toes
flirtin with ya girl

soon as i sat down, i saw my opponent
looked her in the eyes and we shared a special moment
started to slip off her shoes and i already know it
that the game was on and she was determined to own it
the grace was about to start, food was all over the table
then she brushed her toe against my pants...no fable
i was sprung, gone with the wind like clark gable
she trying to jack my flap for some syrup...maple
i asked her politely, can you please pass the gravy
she pulled her foot of my leg and responded "maybe"
the cat and mouse game that she had me playing
made me itchy and scratchy, like the simpsons baby
but i aint simpin baby, im not stoopin that low
im not gonna ride up ya leg, im just gonna brush your toe
just enough to get your attention and get ya goin
breakfast foreplay damn, what a morning

even tho you're on the other side of the table
we still able to play footsiiiiiiie
i love it when you look at me and we're both thinking about
podiatryyyyyy
and i made sure to wear my extra soft socks
just for footsieeeee
baby girl you already know, i wanna eskimo kiss with our pinky toes
flirtin with ya girl

big toe, pointer toe, middle toe, ring toe
pinkyyyy to-oh-oh-oe

so now i take her out to real fancy dinners
im talkin dress shoes, dress socks, and it aint even winter
in my sunday best but thinkin like a sinner
puttin my best foot forward, cuz she's a winner
doesn't matter if the restaurant's got 5 stars
she playin footsie like my legs are pedals on cars
if footsie was a crime she'd be behind bars
and if I was from switzerland i'd be named lars
she like messin with me, cuz im a showstopper
every week we take a trip to foot locker
she my podiatrist, that means she's my foot doctor
and i know i can trust her, she used to play soccer
she exposed me to puma, i showed her gold bond
then we soaked our feet in epsom salt just to bond
so when we play footsie now, our feet are so soft
and we stay smelling good, no waft

even tho you're on the other side of the table
we still able to play footsiiiiiiie
i love it when you look at me and we're both thinking about
podiatryyyyyy
and i made sure to wear my extra soft socks
just for footsieeeee
baby girl you already know, i wanna eskimo kiss with our pinky toes
flirtin with ya girl

big toe, pointer toe, middle toe, ring toe
pinkyyyy to-oh-oh-oe

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[daniellekelly1]

Don't quit your day job. Cuz ur singin sucks bigtime.

[fetacheese]

@daniellekelly1 thanks for watching! now I have more views because of you! yaaaaaaayyyyyy!

[Blackfoottcikler923]

BRO THIS IS HOT MAN U PUT IT DOWN FOR US FOOT LOVES MADD RESPECT MAN U GOT MY VOICE TO ANOTHER.

[djspice201]

I love footsies :)

[blanzo1337]

2:15 sexy lady! 2:45 sexy 3:42 nice 4:22 ROFLMAO hahahaha

[peanut0327]

We meet again..... mute button

[bigboyusa3]

this was not worth the mouse click very very bad