Love Letter to Ted Haggard

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This song is in the perspective of Mike Jones, an author, personal trainer and a former escort and masseur who gained world wide notice when he went public with allegations that he had had a three-year affair with Ted Arthur Haggard, an American evangelical preacher and founder of the New Life Church.

LYRICS:

Oh, Ted Haggard.
It's Mike again.
Where are you?
And is it true you're no longer gay?

In November,
I said somethings I now regret.
Oh, please come back.
I love you Ted. I'm nothing without you.


Chorus:
But you said, that to be gay wasn't right.
Then why did you ask me for some meth that night?
And then you said that you would stay,
and take good care of me,
and be my Bear.
It's not fair! It's not fair!
You still have my underwear.


I went out to the bad part of town,
just to score some
but you said you just went and threw it out.
Threw it out?!
yeah...

You stopped calling and texting me.
"Happy Endings" is a place where
you and I could "speak in tongues"
for eternity.


Chorus:
But you said that to be gay wasn't right.
Then why did you ask me for some meth that night?
And then you said that you would stay,
and take good care of me,
and be my Bear.
It's not fair! It's not fair!
But who really cares?


.....................I do

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• Haggard
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• jones
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• evangalism
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• Coulton

[IHATEATHEIST2]

Not tramping on your faith mate ...I don't have a problem with religion ..just crazy fundamantalist that spout hate and biggotary andgay bash for years and then do Crystal Meth off a back of a male Prostitutes back...see one of lifes takers.

[fearguis]

The bible is disproven.

Christianity is a cult, and your mind has been trapped by their brainwashing. I know you feel good believing otherwise. But that doesn't change the facts.

[distractionxx]

very interesting video thanks

[jjclassjj]

really informative and interesting

[uyenst]

The melody and your voice sound nice :D

[lurconis666]

I suppose the mouth kind of gave him away, didn't it? Such perfect blowjob lips.

[DoctorNociceptor]

@eddygoombah Bisexual... and a fricken' weirdo!

[eddygoombah]

@ninjascroll6789 shit, does that mean my dad could just be bisexual? sweet!

[ninjascroll6789]

@eddygoombah maybe he's bisexual

[eddygoombah]

@ninjascroll6789 Umm... Maybe because he had a sexual relationship with a man? 

[ninjascroll6789]

@eddygoombah how do you know he is a homosexual? he says he is not gay

[yanashkidd77]

@GnosticAtheist u have a small cock