If I were a boy - Beyonce (If I were a biscuit [parody] - David Prosser) & lyrics

Hey everyone I'm David and this is my Parody (slight remixtoo) of Beyoncés "If I were a boy", called "If I were a biscuit". Yes, it's me singing, that's why it sounds rubbish lol. BTW I do NOT own any of the copryright to the original track. It didn't take too long to make as most of the lyrics were thought of during what seem to be pointless lessons, and here they all are:

If i were a biscuit
my brothers and sisters would be near me, in the packet
and then we have the very exciting journey
from the Tesco shelf all the way home

if i were a biscuit
even just for a day
id get taken out of the tin
and all my friends would be far away

If i were a borbon
i would get dipped into tea
people would bite both of my sides off
and all that would be left is some cream

if i were a hobnob
i would crumble apart
people would scoop up all the pieces
and think why they didnt choose a jam tart

if i were a ginger nut
i would be really quite hard
even though i would have wrinkles
all i taste like is some spicy card

if i were chocolate spread
i would get smoothed across toast
i am quite friendly with miss flora
but the thing is id rather be a biscuit

if i were a biscuit
even just for a day
id get taken out of the tin
and all my friends would be far away

If i were a borbon
i would get dipped into tea
people would bite both of my sides off
and all that would be left is some cream

its a little too late to save all of my friends
they got dunked and drowned just like i will soon
i tried my best to hide you, but your the chosen oooooooooonnnnneeee

but im just a mug
and you don't understand
what it feels like to be filled up
and then have you go inside me
cos you're just a biscuit
and im a cup of tea
will we ever get along
when you leave bits of youself at the bottom of me

but im just mug...


There we go - I might also do a video to go with it if I feel like it lol.

ANYway! Please rate, comment, subscribe etc and tell me what you think, but please go easy as I'm only 15 and I don't get singing lessons haha.

Thank you!

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[Wheyanna123]

i love this dave i always sing along :L

[davidharryprosser]

@Wheyanna123 haha makin me proud :L

[RiiiiAh]

If I Were A Biscuit♥..!:D:D

[davidharryprosser]

@RiiiiAh thank you!

[NightmareNathan]

David your a living legend! xD

[davidharryprosser]

@NightmareNathan lol thanks

[NessieCullen97]

I wanna bea biscuit NOW! xD

[xXchibicatgirl99Xx]

Its so yummy :D

[Fuffukuschelipups]

:D it's so cute and cool :D

[Technodreamer2]

nice work :) like it!

[MrExtremeDev]

Sheer genius,,, :L

[geliekeks]

Really Nice :D

[TheChelsey2012]

right....



[sweepycat123]

@sevenply26 wat biscuit

[sweepycat123]

what biscuit



[sevenply26]

WOW !! - really some cool shit, man!