Full Metal Jacket Style Backwards Proverbs And Half Upside-Down Reading

Not since the days of King Solomon has there been someone with the proverbial wisdom of Sergeant Hartman from Full Metal Jacket. I've altered his dogma to match mine in this video, but you'll see some similarities in attitude. I usually call the alligator Smalee-Boom-Body and I call the bean Boomo, but in this video their names are pretty irrelevant.

I mention Diogenes the Cynic in the video. I highly suggest doing an internet search on this man.

If you ever see a speed-reading class, ignore it. It's garbage. I explain this in the video too. But rather than just trash made-up speed-reading, I bring up a good alternative suggestion for publishers...

I got the public domain scream sound effect from this site: http://www.halloween-horror-sounds.com/free-halloween-sounds.html

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[aimike3]

I live by breathing. Therefore, I will die by breathing.

[theboombody]

@aimike3 D-ohhhhh. Ha ha! Perhaps you'll die from polluted air.

[theboombody]

@aimike3 I just wrote a review of The Wrestler where I use this same quote about dying by what you live by. I use it more eloquently in the review though - "It seems that no matter what you make your focus in life, that focus eventually kills you. You become obsessed with it, long after the aid it brings abandons you."

[IllPropaganda]

"Most men are within a finger's breadth of being mad."

[BenjiFester]

Half upside down is actually a really good idea.