Introducing the all-new Ryko SoftGloss XS Epic Fail Edition!

This ugly, disgusting machine has been replaced by a new PDQ Laserwash G5 S-Series system. Good riddance. Original description follows...
Warning: Harsh language.
COMPLETELY worn out brushes? Check.
No maintenance ever? Check.
Reclaim system error (17)? Check.

This wash actually damaged my car - the rear wash arm's roller burned the gelcoat off the fiberglass rear-view mirror casting on the right side, and burned a vertical mark into the rear bumper's passenger side corner. Interestingly, an identical mark was on the driver's side when I got the car --- now I know what that oddly shaped mark was from...

Please, guys, shut this thing down. Now.

The commentary was the result of being on the phone with Mason, head of R&D at Ryko.

Category:

Science & Technology

Tags:

• car
• wash
• broken
• ryko
• softgloss
• xs
• fail
• slime
• algae
• drooling
• pile
• of
• crap

[forsmers1]

Does scent matter? Or oh know white foam? hows that disgusting?!

[hyvahyva]

@forsmers1 It smelled like moldy slime

[mpollux2]

Were You On The phone With the Wash Owner?

[hyvahyva]

@mpollux2 One of its designers, actually...

[mismag9221]

o oc groose it spit wax ooo grose 2:38 lol good vid tho

[hyvahyva]

The Voyager II soft cloth machine I took a video of did something awful with wax... it left my car looking like someone sneezed on it. Well, really, it looked less like a sneeze and more like... something else... but I don't want to say what here on Youtube. (There's a different *tube for that kind of commentary. Haha)

[heathyboy22]

What happened at the end? Because the camera turned off before you said what happened

[tbone2004]

This video serves as a shocking reminder of when I come home from deployment, and I go back to Oklahoma City...

That infamous Softgloss XS-2 (Select-a-Wash) that haunts my nightmares... (shudders) THAT DAMN SIDEARM MUST BE DESTROYED FOR BREAKING MY MIRROR!!! >=(

[forsmers1]

Oh yeah its supposed to make that sound. its a high power car wash idiot

[ninjadude92584]

0:58 LMFAO

[araflygare]

That really has to be replaced with a new PDQ Laserwash G5 S-Series.

[PensandSteelersrock]

@hyvahyva you said mason. were you on the phone with the guy behind masonk1991?

[ohiostate1555]

that sucks and that happen to me before and they did not do any thing about it and my car is brand new

[carwashpdq]

this thing is descusting it is like its voyager or r7b thats unatended