She Gives Me Wood (parody of "Norwegian Wood")

Jimi Handtrix goes to Lowes for some lumber. HandFart enhanced track. LYRICS Copyright 2009 JR:

Girl working at Lowes, wearing nice clothes, looking real good.
I need 2-by- 4s, for my new drawers, she gives me wood.

Im just an old man whos trying to build-up his house.
Shes just a young gal whos eager to take off her blouse.

She entertains guests, mighty fine breasts, I understood.
I asked for some nails, possibly sales, she gives me wood.

Break

This gals a goddess, a beauty, she quite the fine lass.
I turned to notice the tattoo above her nice ass.

I then left the store, could take no more, as though I should.
She lurks in my mind, no Im not blind, she gives me wood.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• beatles
• parody
• norwegian
• wood
• she
• gives
• me
• manualist
• handfarts
• jimi
• handtrix
• jim
• rotondo

[pumpster999]

Thanks!

[OldSchoolSkill]

Hilarious! Well Done.

[doglips1958]

I'll never go into another Lowe's or Menard's or Home Depot again without thinking of this ditty!!!LOL