Alert icon
We're changing our privacy policy. This stuff matters.  Learn more  Dismiss

She Gives Me Wood (parody of "Norwegian Wood")

Loading...

Sign in or sign up now!
18,722
Loading...
Alert icon
Sign in or sign up now!
Alert icon
Ratings have been disabled for this video.

Uploaded by on May 6, 2009

Jimi Handtrix goes to Lowes for some lumber. HandFart enhanced track. LYRICS Copyright 2009 JR:

Girl working at Lowes, wearing nice clothes, looking real good.
I need 2-by- 4s, for my new drawers, she gives me wood.

Im just an old man whos trying to build-up his house.
Shes just a young gal whos eager to take off her blouse.

She entertains guests, mighty fine breasts, I understood.
I asked for some nails, possibly sales, she gives me wood.

Break

This gals a goddess, a beauty, she quite the fine lass.
I turned to notice the tattoo above her nice ass.

I then left the store, could take no more, as though I should.
She lurks in my mind, no Im not blind, she gives me wood.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

License:

Standard YouTube License

Link to this comment:

Share to:

Uploader Comments (pumpster999)

  • Thanks!

see all

All Comments (3)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • Hilarious! Well Done.

  • I'll never go into another Lowe's or Menard's or Home Depot again without thinking of this ditty!!!LOL

Loading...

0 / 00Unsaved Playlist Return to active list
    1. Your queue is empty. Add videos to your queue using this button:
      or sign in to load a different list.
    Loading...Loading...Saving...
    • Clear all videos from this list
    • Learn more