Old Man Stan - Hit Me With Your BAZZO Stick! ..Yep Basildon

Here's Old Man Stan singing about his favorite town, his home town.. BASILDON in sunny Essex.

Stan has lived in Basildon since it was built, having moved out of the over crowded streets of East London.

HIT ME WITH YOUR BAZZO STICK!

In the town of Basildon
Between Pitsea and Laindon
From Whitmore Way to Nethermayne
We do fings the Bazzo Way

Hit me with your Bazzo stick.
Hit me! Hit me!
Fryerns Fremmnels Pattiswick
Hit me! hit me! hit me!
Hit me with your Bazzo stick.
Clay Hill Road Pitsea Tip!
Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!

In the bogs in Gloucester Park
Takely End and Tavistock
Curling Tye to Hoover Drive
Kenneth Road and Falkenham Rise.

Hit me with your Bazzo stick..
Hit me! Hit me!
Baz Vegas is fantastic
Hit me! hit me! hit me!
Hit me with your Bazzo stick.
Go to Vange and shit a brick
Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!

Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!

Up the Knares.. the Castlemayne
Somercotes to Berry Lane
From Travers Way to Southernhay
Dodging Craylands on the way

Hit me with your Bazzo stick.
Hit me! Hit me!
Felmores Shops.. Hey! Lifes a bitch
Hit me! hit me! hit me!
Hit me with your Bazzo stick.
Houses made of Stickle Bricks
Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!

Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!
Hit me!
Hit me!
Hit me! Ow!
Hit me!
Hit me!
Hit me! hit me!
Hit me
Hit me! Hit me! Hit me

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Special thanks to Neil
(SteadyEddieGSXR) for use of his excellent pix. Visit www.flickr.com/photos/banditblue1200/ to see more of his brilliant photography.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Basildon
• Essex
• Old
• Man
• Stan
• Puppet
• Laindon
• Vange
• Pitsea
• Wonga
• Puppetry
• Puppets
• Rhythm
• Stick
• Bas
• Vegas

[Hickey66]

Hi Steve, heard about you getting thown out of the council chamber. I've been thown out of Raymonds Review Bar, et al. If a man has not been thrown out of some bars or places in his life, he cannot be called a man. You did it for polical reasons, me, did it because drunk. I admire you mate. Long may your spirit remain mate.

[uglywugglypuppetco]

@Hickey66 Bless your heart John. They building 500 houses on Gloucester Park.. what can I say.

[DpchM0de]

I am from America and visited Basildon a few years back, wanting to see where my favorite music group, Depeche Mode, grew up. I really enjoyed my time there and thought it was a nice little town!

[uglywugglypuppetco]

It is! Come back anytime, the Basildon door is always open.. but should it be shut.. the key is under the mat :)

[essexboy240]

I'm a Vange boy, near the Barge, currently shitting a brick lol.

[SonnnyyyScooott]

Get in there whitmore way :D

[NZMW2nurdxbox]

1:42 theres my rugby club!:D

[tiger4boy]

@uglywugglypuppetco Thats how the burgulars get in :p

[SomYunGun]

I live in Basildon it isn't that bad...

Who am I kidding it is a dump xD

[GeoManikz]

Kenneth Road! 

[Hickey66]

That Recorder headline is going on my wall. So proud of you. I came over the Beehive yesterday, but before I got there Mike and Sher came walking towards me and said you were not coming out. Unlike you on a Saturday. Jen and Mary are friends again. My brother Tony, the who hasn't talked me four 3 years, sent Frend request on Facebook. Nearly fell over, but I was in bed. Why do we bother to fall out - waste of bloody time methinks. Had a great holiday Steve. Read all about it on my website.

[littleloonykel]

I Was at FREMNELLS- But now at CURLING TYE, :P im so proud for this video :D

[283kieran]

I AM FROM BASILDON AND WAS BORN HERE ANS ONLY LIVED HERE AND PROUD!!!!