Rufus and the eels

That one time, after going to the zoo, Silke and Rufus met Sybil and Dylan who gave Silke lots of bread to feed to the ducks. Little did they know that Silke abused the bread to lure closer a bunch of eels that she then proceeded to touch.

Rufus didn't like swans much, because he lives by a lake, he says. The swans are assholes, he says, and they steal the ducks bread.

He decided to stand on some rock in the middle of some disgusting pond in Western Springs in order to kick the swans. He failed.

Silke, however, under the false pretense that she was going to take a photo, actually took a video of him, hoping he'd fall off the rock. He didn't. Instead, he told her, and you, a joke. And you see eels. Sweet as, what more could one want!

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