Samurai Lumberjack

Testing my skills as the new samurai Lumberjack. If you have a tree that's giving you problems, GIVE. ME. A. CALL!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Samurai
• lumberjack
• sword
• ninja
• tree
• fat
• man
• funny

[palpatine013]

hey dude go find a life with real people or train your ninha skill with another person, not a tree. It will be nice to see you on camera, getting beaten because you were training with a tree

[BIGpete110]

@palpatine013 Umm I don't know if you noticed but I am a samurai LUMBERJACK!! Which means I work with trees, not people. Duh!

[Branmuffin911]

i wish the sword broke and got you in the nads so there wouldn't be gay homo children running around some day

[BIGpete110]

@Branmuffin911 Please, you think with the kinda shit like this that I do that I'm even going to get laid to have kids? You're crazy.

[StringsCrusader]

he was trying waaaaaaay too hard to be like the starwars kid.

[BIGpete110]

@StringsCrusader I wasn't trying to be like the Star Wars kid. But if I saw this video instead of making it, I would think the same thing.

[linkrazr]

The helmet explains everything I just saw.

[torrenttheif]

i was just waiting for the blade to fly off and cut him...

[stupidguy1969]

do you do house calls i have this tree in my yard that is out of control and needs to be tamed

[JLUDE01]

You may not have inflicted much lumber cutting damage in this video...but somebody sure did previously. Why not just remove the tree if they are going to trim it that far down, lol.

[kdfsjljklgjfg]

Yeah, you sure showed that tree who's boss!

[Wilcrez]

@Altinget Or just way to many hit points.

[Wilcrez]

@BIGpete110 Don't listen to'em, BIGpete! You're a hero in my eyes!

I would recommend a new weapon, however. It's disrespectful to the sword and the sword-maker to use it on a tree. How about a chainsaw-katana?!

*runs to draw up schematics*

[Socran]

I really hope that sword is fake, because you're handling it in a very unsafe fashion.

[Doze67]

that's gay