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  • "I need to B my L on somebody's T's"

    Classic line

  • she is the mother of my unborn child!!

    your my step brother were not even blood

    ill have no trouble destroying you

    i will equalize you!

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  • Bust a Load on Tits

  • The weather outside is weather.

  • YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!

  • @sackmoose98 Bust my Load on somebody's Tits.

  • I don't get the "B" "L" "T" joke

  • @TheTrueMetal9 " no qualms with sticking you"

  • @budthirst Thanks! I didn't know what that meant. Geez you can tell i don't get around much but now thinking about it maybe its a good thing I don't get around. :/ ok I'm going to stop typing, I've said too much *walks away* lol!!!

  • I think having sex with either of you would be a great treat for me.

  • God, this is harder than a third grade spelling test

  • When life gives you lemons, be like Fuck the lemons and bail!

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