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B*tches in Bookshops (based on Jay Z and Kanye West's "N*ggas in Paris")

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Published on Mar 19, 2012

Found a day off work and shot this. All plaid everything.
-Performed by La Shea Delaney (@lashea_delaney) & Annabelle Quezada (@annabelleqv/http://hechovisto.blogspot.com/)
-Director/Producer/Songwriter - Annabelle Quezada
-Director of Photography/Editor/Special FX - Eliav Mintz
-Song Recorded and Mixed by - Stephen Galgano

Copyright "Belle (Little Town)" from the Disney movie Beauty and the Beast (just for fun and in support of the OG lady in a bookshop and in Paris), 1991.

Lyrics:

Read so hard librarians tryin' ta FINE meĀ­,
They can't identify me,
Checked in with a pseudonym, so I guess you can say I'm Mark Twaining.
Read so hard, I'm not lazy.
Go on Goodreads, so much rated.
Fountainhead, on my just read, gave it four stars, and then changed it.
Read so hard, I'm literary.
Goosebumps series, TOO SCARY!

Animal Farm, Jane Eyre
Barnes & Nobles, Foursquare it
No TV, I read instead
Got lotsa Bills, but not bread
BURROUGHS , GOLDING, SHAKESPEARE -- all dead

Read so hard, got paper cuts
On trains while you're playin' connect the dots
All these blisters from turning pages
Read so hard, I'm seeing spots

Your Sudoku just can't compare
Nor Angry Birds cos lookit here
My Little Birds is getting stares
(pause)
This print's rare.

Read so hard, I memorize, The Illiad... I know lines.
Watch me spit, classic lit, epic poems that don't rhyme.
War and Peace, piece of cake, read Tolstoy in 3 days.
Straight through, no delays.
Didn't miss a word. Not one phrase.

Read so hard librarians tryin' ta fineee me - That shit cray x 3
Read so hard librarians tryin' ta fineee me -- That shit cray x 3

He said Shea can we get married at the Strand
His Friday Reads are bad so he can't have my hand
You ball so hard, OK you're bowling
But I read so hard, I'm JK Rowling

That shit cray
Ain't it, A? What you readin'?
AQ: DeMontaigne.
You use a Kindle? I carry spines.
Supporting bookshops like a bra, Calvin Klein.

Nerdy boy, he's so slow
Tuesday we started Foucault
He's still stuck on the intro? He's a no go.
It's sad I had to kick him out my house though --
He Mispronounced an author - MARCEL PROUST

Don't read in the dark
I highlight with markers
While laying in the park
And wearing Warby Parkers
Marriage Plot broke my heart
And it made me read Barthes
I special ordered a
A softcover not hard- HUAH?AHEHA?!

Read so hard libraries tryin' ta fine me x 2

I am now marking my place
Don't wanna crease on my page
Don't let me forget this page
Don't let me forget this page
I may forget where I left off so I'll use this little post it...
I hope it doesn't fall out, I hope that it stays stickie...

I am now marking my place
Don't wanna crease on my page
Don't let me forget this page
I got bookmarks at home
But I forgot one for the road
AQ: I got a bookmark I can loan
La Shea: Know how many bookmarks I own?

I am now bookmarking my page x3
Don't let me forget this PAGE....

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  • Ghawdxi

    It's called "annotation." All the hardcore readers and writers do it.

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  • Erin O'Riordan

    "Beware of the man who denounces women writers; his penis is tiny and he cannot spell." ~ Erica Jong

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  • Jimi Lend

    still love ya

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  • tttheta01

    Love it! Thanks so much!

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  • xGUANdeLUPEx

    i thought this was the original til i heard the other one today....this one is better

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  • kitsunekita

    Enjoyed that. Would guess Columbia but with all that Zola & Balzac in French more like

    "Midd " Chicks (in VT) ....maybe not, no hay trucks anywhere ...LoL

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  • nathan watkins

    you are kinda a dbag

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  • Tamara Malone

    J.K. Rowling is mentioned!

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  • HailingMarmalade

    word

    

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  • FIybreath .

    oh I have the exact same copy of Little Birds :)

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  • Iordanidou VSO

    White girl is sooo HOT///

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  • Iordanidou VSO

    ŠÆ с тобой.

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