El Chupacabra

This is a rescued dog that we found on the street. I think he is a Schipperke. I tried to capture him for about three weeks by luring him closer to me with some snacks. One day, I finally got close enough to grab him. He didn't like that and he showed his anger towards me by biting the sh*t out of my hand. He drew blood. I went inside to clean my wound because I though I might turn into a vampire or wherewolf or maybe even a zombie if I didn't disinfect the wound. To my surprise, I saw the little pup run in through the gate to my fenced in backyard. Thinking quickly, I ran around and closed him in. This was only his second day living with us and he was very scared as you can tell. But after a month of Recovery and Restoration, this dog is happier than ever. I'm a 24 year old man (no longer a boy), and the dog and I spooned last night as we slept. Hmm.

Anyways, his name is Bruce Wayne. Because I thought he looked like a crazy bat when he first bit me. And just for the record, he hasn't bitten anyone since then.
Chupacabra (also chupacabras /tʃupa'kabɾas/, from Spanish chupar: to suck, cabra: goat; goat sucker) is a cryptid said to inhabit parts of the Americas. It is associated with the ancient myth of the chimera or griffin, and more recently with sightings of an allegedly unknown animal in Puerto Rico (where these sightings were first reported), Mexico, and the United States, especially in the latter's Latin American communities.[1] The name comes from the animal's reported habit of attacking and drinking the blood of livestock, especially goats. Physical descriptions of the creature vary. Eyewitness sightings have been claimed as early as 1990 in Puerto Rico, and have since been reported as far north as Maine, and as far south as Chile. It is supposedly a heavy creature, the size of a small bear, with a row of spines reaching from the neck to the base of the tail. Most biologists and wildlife management officials view the chupacabra as an urban legend.

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Comedy

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• El
• Chupacabra
• Goat
• Sucker
• Wild
• Dog
• Schipperke
• Humane
• Society
• Cute
• Wolf
• German
• Spitz
• Rescued
• stray

[dHARMa187]

wat does this have to do with the chupracabra? change name!

[kayleighhhhhhhh]

Hahahaahah this made me laugh so much "whada they call you sir" is my favorite part.

He's so cute!

[TheHorselover909]

its so cute

[jigc23]

the chupacabra was on the couch

[Sw33T5AtivA4ME]

By the way that dog was acting it look like he had been beat by that guy more than a few tires, he was all shaking and his ears went back everytime he went near him, and to pet him, I mean really, the thing had a collar, and came running up to him wghen he came out, poor thing I hope he gets to run away eventually.

[mkrulz77]

the first time a chupacabra was sighted was in puerto rico?

[berati15]

its like wolf........

[mariolimongelli]

looks like your wife

[MultiWarewolf]

you suck

[droLkniL]

Maybe he doesn't want to go in the house.

[DIVINAYUNICA]

ke mal ejemplo del chupacaras....yo esperaba ver algo ke diera miedo

[criistiialbox]

chupalo mari con