You know it's been a good game when DJ Chicken Leather starts pulling rusted handlebars off the wall at the Bike Oven and starts running around blowing them like trumpets every time a soccer team scores. I just got finished watching Team U.S.A. get beat by Mexico 4 to 2 (so sad, boo hoo) but didn't feel the pain because of Chicken Leather's antics. I figured the world needs to know how to toot their own bicycle horn - literally. So, pop the end caps off your bars and pretend you're playing a trumpet the next time you're at a big bike ride or down by the beach looking to show off your spirituality by doing a reveille on your bullhorn bars. With some modifications, your handlebars could make you the first bicycle-based Chuck Mangione.
Pro tip: it helps to be a little bit tipsy from eating copious amounts of fruit and sipping a fine ale.
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