Mr. Cropper's Philosopher's Song
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Uploaded by bfgholycrap on Nov 12, 2007
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table
David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates himself was permanently pissed.
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
With half a pint of shandy got particularly ill
Plato, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
"I drink therefore I am"
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed
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" I mean seriously, he'll leave Randism eventually...."
When I die.
4 years ago 19
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duh
2 years ago 6
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Thank you very much Ladies and Bruces
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Ayn Rand is a sad monad.
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Kneedragon1962: LOVE this comment!!!!!! Thanks for the laugh!
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Cheers!
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The title isn't doing it justice.
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Absolutely brilliant.
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
2 years ago 2
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lmao
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Are you guys implying somthing?
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Oh, shit. I was hoping never to come across this song on yt; it's where I got all my online names from.
BoozyBeggar 4 years ago 2
Ha ha! You have been foiled!
bfgholycrap 4 years ago
GENIUS
ABSOLUTELY
GENIUS
*DIES*
thinkmorepink 4 years ago
Mops Shan-puddle off the floor...
bfgholycrap 4 years ago