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Uploaded on Mar 29, 2009

It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas.
My friends won't let me join in any games.
And I can't sing Christmas songs or decorate a Christmas tree
Or leave water out for Rudolph, cause there's something wrong with me.
My people don't believe in Jesus Christ divinity..
I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew, on Christmas.

Hannukah is nice, but why is it
That Santa passes over my house every year.
And instead of eating ham I have to eat kosher latki
Instead of Silent Night I'm singing "Hu, haghtol gavish"
And what the f*ck is up with lighting all these f*cking candles tell me please..
I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew,
I'd me merry, but I'm Hebrew
On Christmas.

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  • Kyle Broflovski

    Kyle Broflovski 4 months ago

    Everyone hates on me for being a Jew, fucking assholes!

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  • chd wwk

    chd wwk 1 month ago

    "I'd be merry, but I'm HebrEW" Love that line XD

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  • DR7thed2i

    DR7thed2i 4 days ago

    Kyle is cool fav character

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    greger karlsson 1 week ago

    same :)

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  • DragonsREpic

    DragonsREpic 1 week ago

    Obvious butthurt Troll is obviously a emotional/women

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  • Ashley wegman

    Ashley wegman 1 week ago

    shut the fuck up

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    Ashley wegman 1 week ago

    I don't hate you your one of my fav char 

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  • Paul Clarke

    Paul Clarke 1 week ago

    Jews ❤❤

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  • Rama Hasan

    Rama Hasan 2 weeks ago

    This is so true.. :c

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  • Patrick Beckwith

    Patrick Beckwith 3 weeks ago

    ...Aᴍᴀɴᴅᴀ Sᴇʏғʀɪᴇᴅ's Hᴏᴛ!!!

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  • jack1947711

    jack1947711 3 weeks ago

    hey assfuck, Look forward to the future. don't look in the past.

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