Craziest Claim By a Christian (possibly fatal to Aronra I bet!)

Perhaps this should be my submission for this year's golden crockoduck?
It has been brought to my attention that these topics are unrelated to any content DPRJones or Aronra has ever addressed on their channels (like,say, a 20 some odd part series by Aronra on this very topic, or DPRJones' crazy creationist video). Therefore, DO NOT mention it to them.

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[toobsucker]

This arrogant atheist needs to do his research

Gen 2:9 And out of the ground made the LORD God to grow every tree that is pleasant to the sight, and good for food; the tree of life also in the midst of the garden, and the TREE OF KNOWLEDGE OF GOOD AND EVIL.

Gen 2:17 But of the TREE OF THE KNOWLEDGE OF GOOD AND EVIL thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.

Gen 3:5 For God doth know......ye shall be as gods, KNOWING GOOD AND EVIL

[integralmath]

@toobsucker terribly sorry that my research on dragons isn't up to your exacting standards of scholarly analysis and long reflection thereof.

[FaithLovesMath]

You remind me of listening to "This American Life"

[integralmath]

@FaithLovesMath: presumably, that's not a deal breaker?

[CorporalNym]

Great fun. Beware of snakes in fucking big suits

[integralmath]

@CorporalNym: I have a bird in a big yellow fucking suit to protect me. He's known the world over, and all snakes are afraid of him, while kids want autographs.

[dannypantsgm]

What a tit. If naming animals is a science then all I want to know is where's my fuckin PHD, huh? Cause I was all over that shit when I was a baby. Where's my honorary masters in taxonomy for that time I radically called a cow a moo?

[Alphqwe]

Hell Yes!! Maybe even a Platinum Crockoduck! 

[chicarbiomed]

ROFL! woot! Way to go Adam! So I guess a bat really is a bird! This all makes sense now!

[HanumanLoki]

@integralmath I'll help the poor bastard. God was protecting Man from himself in denying him knowledge, to keep man innocent. Our often controlling analytical mind killing the intuition of our true nature. The term felix culpa is often used with this story saying with the "blessed fall" we gained extremes in Bliss and disconnection. Not to mention warranting the best dude ever, Jesus, or to pronounce his name correctly Yeshua! I like the symbolism of the story. The stuff about the dinos is epic.

[Keiranforreal]

I don't think he out does Dr. fire breathing dinosaur... I mean yea... some dinosaurs 'breathed fire'... But that was when Earth got hit by a bloody meteor. I'm still lolling at that facepalm montage.

Here's an something for Dr (and I use that title loosely) Math to figure out. Face+Palm² x ∞ = ?

[Faithmaster]

So much disbelief and rage and yet I could only face palm at this professors mental gymnastics.

[sailcat9]

Theists insist we have free will because god dictates that we have it, while atheists state we have free will because we have no choice: it was wired into us by natural selection. While this is a deliciously ironic predicament, I prefer the atheist viewpoint because the thought an imaginary deity could impose the tyranny of freedom of choice upon us in order to trick us into failing is akin to god playing a cruel practical joke on us by making our feet too big to walk safely.

[CorporalNym]

@TheRationalizer A friend of mine used to say " We have nothing to fear but fear itself...and fucking big snakes"

[integralmath]

@TheRationalizer: not to mention good storytellers.

[TheRationalizer]

@integralmath

Yes, because snakes are automatically evil, just like slow worms, bastards.

[integralmath]

@TheRationalizer: yeah, that's the big problem there. Not with John Lennox starting off commending the question as a good one because a snake originally asked it. =P 

[TheRationalizer]

The "good and evil" argument is badly flawed. If eating from the tree gave Adam and Eve knowledge of good and evil / right and wrong then at the point it was denied to them they would have had no idea that it was wrong to disobey god and eat it.

[kram83au]

oh my dog. what a poor excuse for a human being.

[bobster451]

Whiskey Tango Francis!

[integralmath]

@dannypantsgm: I've got your honorary master's right here!

[Maxdwolf]

That was priceless.

[integralmath]

@starspawn77: he just hates me because I'm white and have a big dick. Let all of your friends know about my crappy channel! jk

Yeah, we settled it on skype. I think there was a lag in our typing that was confusing him.