Rare TV show from 1999. Starring Chiaki Kuriyama (before she palyed Gogo in Kill Bill).
Translated script by darkenigma:
Scene: Sayako's room
Sayako: Kimijima?
Yuuichi: What?
Sayako: Good Morning. Um, where you asleep?
Yuuichi: No, I wasn't asleep!
Sayako: I'm sorry... that things became this way.
Yuuichi: Don't touch me!
Yuuichi: What did you do to me? That red potion you slipped me, what was that?
Sayako: I got it at a flea-market.
Yuuichi: From whom?
Sayako: A strange gay person...
Yuuichi: Gay? What do you mean, gay? What do you mean by all this?! Are you making fun of me?!
Yuuichi: Come on. I've got responsibilities.
Sayako: But...
Yuuichi: There is a test in Biology coming up, and another in physiology. I also have a part-time job... What am I supposed to do?!
Yuuichi: What?
Sayako: Is it all right if I call you Yuuichi?
Yuuichi: What are you saying? Do you grasp the situation?!
Sayako: Yes.
Yuuichi: Then do something! Change me back! Take responsibility!
Sayako: For the time being, take this...
Yuuichi: What's this?
Sayako: This is all I could do on sudden notice. Cabbage and water.
Yuuichi: I tell that just by looking! I'm not a beetle!
Yuuichi: Gimme a break...
(Sayako's sister): Sister, you'll be late.
Sayako: I'll be right down.
Sayako: I'm sorry. I'll calmly think this through while I'm gone.
Yuuichi: Where are you going?
Sayako: To a strange ? with some friends. Afterwards...
Yuuichi: What's that?
Sayako: Your toilet.
Yuuichi: Are you kidding me? Wait a minute! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Hey! Wa...
Yuuichi: What?
Sayako: I'll leave it open a bit. After all, you're too small to get away. I'm off!
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Scene: noisy classroom
(girl on phone): I thought you said there was only going to be five people. I waited at the station like you said. Huh? But there was ten people there, what do you want from me? Ah. What?
Sayako: Um... Um... This... doll...
(girl): Wait a minute. I'll talk to you after, ok? Afterwards, afterwards.
Sayako: Ok.
(girl): Hello? Hello? Jeez, there's no service for cryin' out loud. Hellooo? What? What's behind me? What do you me 'behind me'? I don't get it. Hello... ouch!
Teacher: Sit! Now!
Teacher: Yes teacher!
Teacher: Alright, we're going to start the test!
Class: Aw man! No way! (Groans)
Teacher: What? Whose is that empty seat?
(Student): It's Kimijima's.
Teacher: Yeah? Is he absent? Does anyone know why...? Huh? Does Kimijima want to repeat this class next year?
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Scene: Sayako's bedroom
Yuuichi: "Lord Yuuichi Kimijima, I like you. I love you. I need you." What the hell is this?
Yuuichi: Ma'am! Ma'am! Ma'am! Ma'am! Ma'aaaam! Ma'am! Ma'am! Ma'am!
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Scene: girls' bathroom
(girl): Ow! Ow! Ow!
Sayako: Show me the doll.
Girl: Huh?
Sayako: The doll you had before!
Girl: Oh! This one? Here.
Sayako: Hey... who gave this to you?
Girl: Gave?
Sayako: Answer me! It was a flea market, right? There was a strange man wearing makeup, right? He had a red charm stand, right?
Don't take me as a racist by any means, I love and adore all cultures of the world, but the look of asian women has never really appealed to me specifically for whatever reasons. Except for this gal. Something so very quirky and special about her really suits me. The fleshy nose, the shape of her lips, it's all very cute on her.
salsburysteakjr 3 years ago 3
DUDE i love this show but i cant find it on crunchy roll *sob* but i can watch it here with the translations!!!!! yeaH!!!!
lovingrock 4 years ago