Israel Lancho - Just An Itty Bitty Too Much

In the first stage, the tercio de varas ("the lancing third"), the matador first confronts the bull and observes his behavior in an initial section called suerte de capote. Next, a picador enters the arena on horseback armed with a vara ("lance"). To protect the horse from the bull's horns, the horse is surrounded by a peto — a protective matress like covering. Prior to 1930, the horse did not wear any protection, and the bull would disembowel the horse during this stage. Until this change was instituted, the number of horses killed during a fight was higher than the number of bulls killed.
At this point, the picador stabs a mound of muscle on the bull's neck, weakening the neck muscles and leading to the animal's first loss of blood. The manner in which the bull charges the horse provides important clues to the matador about which side the bull favors. If the picador is successful, the bull will hold its head and horns lower during the following stages of the fight. This makes the bull's charges less dangerous while enabling the matador to perform.

In the next stage, the tercio de banderillas ("the third of flags"), the three banderilleros each attempt to plant two razor sharp barbed sticks (called banderillas) on the bull's flanks, as close as possible to the wound where the picador drew first blood. These further weaken the ridges of neck and shoulder muscle and increases the loss of blood.

In the final stage, the tercio de muerte ("the third of death"), the matador re-enters the ring alone with a small red cape (muleta) and a sword. It is a common misconception that the color red is supposed to anger the bull, despite the fact bulls are colorblind. The cape is red to mask the bull's blood. The matador uses his cape to attract the bull in a series of passes, demonstrating his control over it by getting especially close. The faena (literally job) is the entire performance with the muleta, which is usually broken down into "tandas" or "series". The faena ends with a final series of passes in which the matador with a muleta attempts to maneuver the bull into a position to stab it between the shoulder blades and through the aorta or heart. The act of thrusting the sword is called an estocada.

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Comedy

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• israel lancho
• bullfighter
• bullfighting
• gored
• madrid
• spain

[PeterFLOYDIAN]

And justice for all.

Did he finally see the light? Did he finally feel humble enough to respect Mother Nature?

Well... you know what they say :

"What comes around, goes around!"

[ruudvansule]

did it fucking gore him in the stomach!?! hahaha

[TheRespectGaming]

Bull vs Matador

Bull wins!!!

:DD



[TheRespectGaming]

kill spanish bitchesssssss!!!!!!!

[ishouldplayzelda]

@awonderfulland technically yes... but the stupid fuckers still killed it anyway (even though it obviously won).

[TheJafari1]

why, is this even necessary, i mean what are you going to get out of sitting defenceless in a ring with a bull. go get a life man and do something thats going to get you somewhere in life!

[awonderfulland]

did the bull win?

[goblin421]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahah­ahahaa Omg that made my day, the song was awesome^^

[1221solstice2012]

I love it! Except for the fact that the poor bull had to go thru this idiotic human nonsense and be brutally stabbed by the brain-dead and heartless. Thanks for doing this one!

[AntSy25]

Ouch?