Racing Nuns pull back toy

Racing Nuns

The Racing Nuns are a blessing to anyone who receives them! We're not certain -- but we reckon that nuns haven't won any Olympic races -- until now! The incredibly swift Racing Nuns will whizz along on their holy way leaving the devil's work in their dust! We bet the Body of Christ never imagined anything this wickedly cool would bless the online marketplace!

With their stunned expressions and their ghostly pallor's, anyone would think the Racing Nuns had seen the Virgin Mary! Simply wind them up and let them rip as they wobble across a surface as if they're floating on air! The coolest novelty gift straight out of Nazareth, purchase the rebellious Racing Nuns today!

About the Racing Nuns * The Racing Nuns are two wicked wind-up bible-bashers that whizz along your table, desk-top or church-floor! * The Racing Nuns are black and white and wear the traditional 'nun-get-up' with crosses and little holy hats! * The Racing Nuns are wind-up toys and powered by the energy in you! * The Racing Nuns each measure approximately 8.5 cm x 5.7 cm x 5.2 cm * The Racing Nuns are suitable for ages 8-88!

Your prayers of boredom have been answered -- the Racing Nuns are bound to enliven any dull situation and add some innocent fun into homes and offices across the land! How you choose to use the Racing Nuns is entirely up to you -- race them across the office carpet in your lunch hour or make a mini effigy with candles so they feel right at home! However you play with them, the Racing Nuns are simply a gift from God you can't resist!

Simply wind them up and watch them go! The Racing Nuns move along in a jolly wobbling kind of way, making them appear like they've had a few too many sermons or Sherries depending on their true beliefs!

The Racing Nuns regularly invite the Racing Grannies and Racing Granddads to their Church Fetes to see who's gained the greatest speed -- though they exclude the Fighting Granddads as they think they promote violent attitude towards the human race! (Check out the Racing Grannies and Granddads at Find-Me-A-Gift!)

They may raise a few eyebrows and get a few evil glares off old fogies but hey, Jesus would have wanted you to have a laugh right? And they're far less sinful than a packet of fags or a local strip-joint.

There's a strict 'no running in Church rule' so we reckon these Racing Nuns are slightly repressed as when they get going, they really get moving! As if they're running away from the devil, the Racing Nuns will leave holy-smoke in their tracks!

So don't be a sinner, be a winner with the remarkably funny, insatiably speedy Racing Nuns! You need whacking with a bible if you refuse!

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[pubbies]

They are so cute, they appeared on the TV show Rev. on BBC too!

[1badcad69]

They need ice skates on, man!

[tangofizz77]

AHAHAHA!

[MiddleEasternBorder]

Quite good actually.