Steven Seagal's Lighting Bolt commercial - GET CHARGED!!!

3 years ago my friend sent me a link to a website that was selling energy drinks. Little did I know the link would lead me to something I was totally not expecting. No, it didn't lead me to lemonparty or goatse or anything like that, but an energy drink actually endorsed and brewed by action movie super star and spiritualist, STEVEN SEAGAL.

Hardly being able to believe my eyes, I ordered a few cans to see if it was a hoax. 3 days later 10 cans of Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt were waiting for me on my door step. I tore the box open, looked at the can and then cracked it open. At first the taste was bad, but once the after taste set in I was hooked. I finished the whole can and upon drinking the last drop I felt a great surge of energy. Lightning bolts shot forth from my hands!

Actually, I do enjoy the drink and was waiting for it to make its way to store shelves here in Canada, but after 3 years I still haven't be able to find it anywhere. Checking the internet I noticed that there had been no real commercial endorsement for this product, so, with the help of my friends, I took it upon myself to make a commercial for it.

So this is my homage to Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt all natural energy elixir. The only energy drink on the market that doesn't make your kidneys hurt.

Enjoy

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Steven Seagal
• Lightning Bolt
• Get charged
• energy drink

[piper1233]

Good Work!

[paulwes1983]

@piper1233 Thanks dude

[usedaforc3]

this deserves more views

[paulwes1983]

@usedaforc3 Agreed

[TheShadowOfHumanity]

How did you drink that without puking? they are the most foul tasting drinks in the universe.

[paulwes1983]

@TheShadowOfHumanity I disagree. They grow on you after a while and if you are truly one with Seagal then eventually there is no other Engergy elixir.

Plus, have you ever tried Cheetah? That stuff tastes like the run off from a back alley in Mumbai

[grimreapa07]

Very nice work mate. Hilarious :P

[MaverickZG]

gr8 job mate!

[tarathoron]

@paulwes1983 Hi, I have a question. Are these still available, or are they no longer in production? I can't find any info on-line, and I've tried e-mailing at the official website but the e-mails bounce, which looks like it no longer exists, which is a shame. I'm visiting the U.S. in a couple months and as a Seagal fan I'm interested in purchasing some of these to try myself, and to keep as a souvenir. So I just wanna know if they're still available and which retailers stock them? Cheers.

[Ztinkyy]

@TheShadowOfHumanity LOL!!! :)

[TheShadowOfHumanity]

@Ztinkyy Mel Gibson called his wife a whore, your argument is invalid.

[Ztinkyy]

@TheShadowOfHumanity You must be a cooter then, no offense!