TOP 10 REASONS WHY HARRY POTTER SUCKS

facts assembled by English majors

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Education

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• harry potter
• sucks
• hp
• jk rowling
• ron weasley
• hermione
• dumbledore

[SasukeManicFred]

#10- I wear glasses, no one cares.

#9- You have something against British people?

#8- What's wrong with having red hair? Retard -.-

#7- It's fiction. Look it up.

#6- You're lazy

#5- How many times to you repeat the 1st grade? 17?

#4- It doesn't need vampires, What's so good about someone who sucks blood? I forgot what that disease was called... was it HIV or something?

#3- Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter are completely different.

#2- No he did not

#1- Dunno what that is.

[ZarKaNiarkK]

"This is absuurd." Severus Snape

[Crazi4Budgies]

@SasukeManicFred actually lotr and harry potter are very alike

[Crazi4Budgies]

Please Read!!

I dont agree with anything he says except for number 3.

If you have actually seen Lord of the rings, Harry potter and Lord of the rings are very alike.

But thats why there both so amazing

Why cant we have two of great things??

[Muttyfut]

this has got to be satirical...

please tell me this is a joke...

[Cookiedough763]

A few things to point out: 10: I wear glasses you piece of shit 9: british accents are sexy 8: What has this to do with the book?! 7: Vampires arent real either 6: Patience is key. 5: half the population is gay (including you because you are able to read) so that point sucks 4: There are vampires but the real ones not your sparkly fairy pedo ones you twilight loving fucktard 3: she didnt copy 2: ok, harry might be in slytherin, but ravenclaw?! Are you fucking insane?! 1: eragon is a piece of

[Cookiedough763]

A few things to point out:

10: I wear glasses you piece of shit

9: british accents are sexy

8: What has this to do with the book?!

7:

[gregorythegreatest15]

@(this video)---avada kedavra

[catlover4411]

I love these videos. But I love Harry Potter too, it's just that they have no good reasons whatsoever so it's actually quite amusing.

[ilikeepicninjas]

10. worst arguament ever 9.it's an accent everyone has one 8. how is that even a valid argument? 7. YOU DON'T SAY! 6. that just makes you sound unintelligent 5.refer to number six. 4. half blood prince has a vampire, just puttin that out there... 3.but not they just have some similarities. 2.had stronger qualities of a slytherin but took harrys opinion into account before sorting him. 1.that's a matter of opinion, i am entitled to mine as you are to yours. now shut the hell up you talk bullshit

[Gimikk126]

Um there are vampires in Harry Potter. They just don't sparkle or stalk teenage girls.

Reading is gay? Real strong argument you got there...

How did Rowling copy LoTR? Nothing in those two stories are even remotely similar except that some sort of mythical creatures exist... the story is amazingly beautiful and creative. Eragon is much more ripped off LoTR...

Harry belonging in Gryffindor... not really any question there...

In conclusion, you're pretty stupid.