Pawn Stars: Haggling 101
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Robber: Rick, I have your father hostage! If you give me $500,000 I'll let him go
Rick: In this economy? I don't think so. Best I can go is $50
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I've seen Rick take the first offer and i've seen him even pay more than the offer sometimes.
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i'm only good at haggling with Massage Whores:
Whore: Fuck for $150, blowjob for $100.
Me: Just a handjob for $50
Whore: $100 Please
Me: I'll meet you halfway, $75 for a blowjob
Whore: Ok, take off your boxers
I expected to pay $100, but just paid $75 for a good pipe cleaning :)
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Customer: Hello. I've got the thorned crown that Jesus Christ wore.
Rick: Woah. Soo, how much'd ya want for it?
Customer: I was thinking about $750,000.
Rick: lemme get a buddy in here and take a look at it.
Buddy: Yeah it's real. Worth about 1 to 2 million.
Customer: I want 2 million.
Rick: yeah, I'll give you about $800 for it.
Customer: Deal.
Rick: *shakes hand* Yeah alright Chumlee right him up.
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@NotHalfBadFilms its a fake show
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Haggling 101 should not be confused with what happens in the real world more often, which is interest-based negotiations. Here they are just haggling over a price in a one-shot deal. I've gone in pawn shops and found it more beneficial to establish some rapport and get them to like you, then start talking about the item, and only then start discussing a trade.
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wait what?! he gave that guy 2 grand? and didn't give the asian dude with the spartan armor 2 grand? man fuck me in the face....
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@SCHULTZ1868 How are they crooks? They're not doing anything wrong, just making a decent living. It's the idiots that are selling their items to cheap that are the problem.
People make fun of them for "calling in a friend" but they hardly ever do it really. its only on the rare unique things that make it into the shows. they buy and sell a lot more common stuff that they don't need to have looked at. Realize this retards.
NotHalfBadFilms 7 months ago 53
Ricks laugh and the the face he makes when he laughs are my favorite part of the show. Like any time they have his name on the bottom, look at the picture of him in the bottom right... priceless.
AdMiraLWafFleS18 1 month ago 19