lockhart is a hack (wrock song!)

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you know...in case you've ever wanted to memorize the magical creatures in alphabetical order.

the album i'm trying to write is coming along nicely. it is such fun.
i still need a couple more songs...
and i like making other people be creative for me...
so suggest magical creature related song titles in the comments!

lyrics!

G D F C
Im normally a nice person but i get a murderous gleam
In my eye when i think about that jerk lockhart
I spent years studying and then he comes in
With his smile and terrible books and he thinks
That he is better than me
but does he even know that

Theres the
Acromantula, Ashwinder, Augurey, Basilisk, Bowtruckle, Bundimun, Centaur, Chimaera, Chizpurfle, and Clabbert, Crup, Demiguise, Diricawl, the Doxy, and a whole lot of Dragons, Like the Antipodean Opaleye, And the Chinese Fireball, The Common Welsh Green, And the Hebridean Black, The Hungarian Horntail, Norwegian Ridgeback, Peruvian Vipertooth, And the Romanian Longhorn, The Swedish Short-Snout, And the Ukrainian Ironbelly

I know them all
But what the hell does lockhart know
What the hell does lockart know
He only sells his books because hes totally a whore
Smiling for the ladies cuz he knows theyll pay more
What the hell does lockhart know
What the hell does lockhart know

Theres the
Dugbog, and the Erkling, Erumpent, Fairy, Fire crab, Flobberworm, Fwooper, the Ghoul, and the Glumbumble Gnome, the Golden Snidget, Graphorn, Griffin, Grindylow, Hippocampus, Hippogriff, Horklump, and the Imp, the Jarvey, Jobberknoll, Kappa, Kelpie, Knarl, Kneazle, Leprechaun, Lethifold, Lobalug, and the Mackled Malaclaw, the Manticore, Merpeople, Moke, Mooncalf, and the Murtlap,

I know them all
But what the hell does lockhart know
What the hell does lockart know
He only sells his books because hes totally a whore
Smiling for the ladies cuz he knows theyll pay more
What the hell does lockhart know
What the hell does lockhart know

Theres the
Niffler, and the Nogtail, the Nundu, Occamy, Phoenix, Pixie, Plimpy, Pogrebin, Porlock, the Puffskein, and the Quintaped, the Re'em, Red Cap, Runespoor, Salamander, Sea Serpent, and the Shrake, the Skrewt, Sphinx, Streeler, Tebo, and the Forest Troll, the Mountain Troll, and the River Troll too, the Unicorn, Werewolf, and all the Winged horses, Like the Abraxan, And the Aethonan, The Granian, And the Thestral, And i cant forget theYeti, Who could forget the yeti?

I know them all
But what the hell does lockhart know
What the hell does lockart know
He only sells his books because hes totally a whore
Smiling for the ladies cuz he knows theyll pay more
What the hell does lockhart know
What the hell does lockhart know
Lockhearts a hack.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• harry
• potter
• wizard
• rock
• wrock
• ukulele
• original
• song

[goaskalice16]

hahahahahahaha this is great. :)

[hopeonatenspeed]

thanks so much!

[TheEditingShop]

This song reminded me of "I Like Giants" and I really think you should ask Kimya Dawson of you can support her on her next tour, you guys would rock together!

[hopeonatenspeed]

ummm...

that would be amazing.

i'll just give her a call. hah.

[mamzalbambam]

hahaha this was amazing!!!

[hopeonatenspeed]

thanks, friend!

[thedemonhedgehog]

Awesome!

[kateclaudia]

Im trying to keep up but my tongue gets too tried :) hahah quit the Lockhart bashing I love him hes one of my favourite characters - that line in CoS "And ... who am I?": i couldn't stop laughing :) This was awesome!

[MrFredweasleysgurl]

lol awesome

[Turquoiserose13]

This is hilarious!

Lockhart got what was coming to him with that memory spell :)

[carlybea]

Reminded me of I Like Giants too ^_^

This is awesome.

[0hhelleur]

fantastic.

[eeks1120]

*dances* HAPPY DANCE FOR FRIDAY WOO

[NoxKC]

This makes me smile A LOT! :)

[supermattthehero]

Do you keep a miniature metronome in your ear? I can't believe you're able to play the song 3 times at the same tempo each time!