Hurricane Chris Ay Bay Bay spoof "I'm not gay"

Idaho Senator Larry Craig

Larry Craig "I am not gay"

This is one of those ideas that came to me out of nowhere.

One of those things that I just HAD to produce before someone else did.

I used Windows Movie Maker to record the song. The sound quality is pretty bad but I don't care this needed to be released asap




I had a better idea for a video but I gotta leave in 15 minutes so this is all I can do now


I hope this gets tons of laughs, for all I know this is the worst thing I have ever done

The original song is called "Ay Bay Bay" by Hurricane Chris. CHECK IT

Lyrics written by Dallas (me) ^^

You wanna know what I told the police?
I'M NOT GAY!
My wife and my advisers
I'M NOT GAY!
All y'all in the media
I'M NOT GAY!
Just want America to know
I'M NOT GAY!
Out on the street hollerin
I'M NOT GAY! x5
I'm not limp wristed
I'M NOT GAY! x5
I don't like man ass

Now when I tell y'all I ain't gay
Y'all gotta believe me
The thought of another mans ass, it makes me queasy

Not even curious about what it might feel like
To have man ass rubbed all over my face every night
Everybody thinkin that I'm a homo but I am not
I love my wife I don't want to get teabagged by another guy

It's not the type of life I would ever want to lead
A man's warm touch is not what I need

And when I see a guy in tight shorts I'm hollering out "hey hey I'm not gay"!
Just wanna let y'all know in case you were thinking about hitting on me
Cuz I don't swing that way, I'm a real man
I don't get my crack packed like your friend Jack..

You wanna know what I tell guys who wear pink shirts?
What?
I'M NOT GAY!
Just letting ya know in case you were wondering
ou wanna know what I tell guys who wear pink shirts?
What?
I'M NOT GAY!
Just letting ya know in case you were wondering

You wanna know what I told the police?
I'M NOT GAY!
My wife and my advisers
I'M NOT GAY!
Don't want to look at mens butts
I'M NOT GAY!
Don't daydream about nuts
I'M NOT GAY!
Out on the street hollerin
I'M NOT GAY! x5
Don't like nuts on my chin
I'M NOT GAY! x5
I'm not a butt pirate

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[DG3744]

U R A FUKEN GENIUS!!

This video is HILARIOUS!!!

[socialfailure]

well then after recognizing this is a parody wouldn't you think he's not a professional rapper with a top of the line record label?

..dipship.

[skellingtondude]

Im not a butt pirate lmao!!!!

[gabrielgiovanni69]

Wack.

[im2PacsFather]

KILL ALL FAGS AND PLAY THIS AT THEIR FUNERAL

[codylawrence100]

in defense of larry "widestance" craig, he did obtain many millions of dollars to my alma mater (U. of I.), so, there's that...

[GTAIVisbest]

Ahuauhuauh 1:17 laughed my ass off

[nellysbabygurl2010]

lmao im not finna play with this guy!!!

[mjbilliejeanjackson]

I totally forgot this song even existed til i saw this spoof. cool

[sugartub]

i fucken love this.

[OrionsChild]

"Buttcrack patch." = Best. Gay. Euphemism. Ever.